From Wake Up America, Good News From Iraq #7:

98% of the children in Iraq are not vaccinated against polio, 4,500 schools have been built or refurbished and over 8,000,000 textbooks have been handed out by coalition forces, 19,000 Iraqi have been trained to protect their citizens and 18,000 border patrol have been trained, all Iraqi’s, 33,000 new businesses have been started in Iraq also… Then we have the fact that 25% of the Iraqi Parliament is made up of women…

This is why it’s critical that we stay in Iraq.

98% of the students have not been vacized. If we don’t contain these kids until they get their shots Bird Flu will be the least of our worries as contaminated Iraqi kids travel the globe spreading polio and malaria.

4,500 Schools have been remodeled using funding we provided for education. I’m sure all those Iraqi kids will put how nice their classroom was on their resume. Call me old fashioned, but Abe Lincoln did a pretty good job without a fancy school, I’m sure the Iraqis can do just as well. Maybe they don’t have the nicest schools in the world, but unless we stay there to oversee the reconstruction, more needless wastes like fancy remodel jobs are sure to eat up all the funds we send them. As a result of this gross misuse of funds, our fighting men and women have been reduced to delivery people, handing out almost 8 million books by hand. It’s no wonder we’re not killing more Iraqis, we’re too busy giving them stuff to read.

18,000 new border patrol agents are being trained in Iraq. Once we’ve trained them, we can bring them back here. The Mexicans will have no idea what hit them when nearly 20,000 Iraqis show up to push them back over the border. Since it’s all happening over there, they can’t even develop strategies to circumvent the border troops, because they have no idea what their tactics are…they can’t watch them train!

33,000 new businesses have been started. This is a joke. If we don’t shut some of these down cheap labor and low prices subsadized by Al Qaeda will but thousands of American companies out of business.

25% of Iraq’s Parliament is made up of women! That’s going to have to change if they’re ever going to have stability over there. If we leave now, that number could grow. I don’t want to advocate unnecessary violence, but a few IEDs in the feminine napkin dispenser in the Iraqi parliament building’s ladies room could reduce that number to a more manageable level. You may disagree, and that’s your right.