A government audit shows that 4% of US weapons brought to Iraq are missing.

“Sorry sarge, I thought I only shot 96 rounds, maybe it was 100…”

The article suggests they lost some pistols and some other guns too, but I am guessing those cave dwellers don’t even know how to load the sophisticated weaponry employed by our fighting forces. Even if the guns were loaded when they were lost, recent news stories suggest that many of them will be used by insurgents to shoot themselves in the head because they know the US of A are coming to get them. We should probably leave a few complimentary pistols around specifically for that purpose.

For the last few years all I hear about is insurgent suicide. Every day some insurgent kills himself. The liberal media likes to spin most of these as terror attacks, but the more you hear about it, the more clear it is that they are just taking their fate into their own hands because they are scared poopless that our troops are gonna get them.

The next time you hear about some “suicide bombing” read between the lines. These guys are offing themselves with the only weapons they know how to use…dynamite. If we gave them all guns, maybe we could save some collateral lives.