Bush’s abstinence policy brings out the angry perverts.

It’s about time someone had the guts to stand up and say, “Hey, I don’t care how old you are, if you aren’t married, don’t have sex!”

The only thing that has ever come out of sex is disease, poverty, death, pain, destruction, and children. Why does it matter if you are 12 years old or 30 years old—the results are the same. The only people who should be engaging in sexual activity are married people. Period.

Even if you don’t agree with me, you have to agree that the campaign to educate adults on abstinence is a good one. The money has to spent either way since it’s been earmarked for adult sexual education, so we either talk about how you shouldn’t have sex, or we talk about how you should have sex.

Which do you prefer?