Sorry that posting has been sporatic lately, there’s been quite a bit of excitement around here.

Right after Thanksgiving I received a call from a man who claimed to have conclusive evidence of the existence of the great beast I’ve been chasing for many years. I get a lot of these calls, most of them turn out to be unsubstantiated, but I have to take them all seriously. I asked to meet with this man and arranged to view his evidence.

What I saw was the most amazing, jaw-inspiring, thing I had ever seen. It truly was irrefutable evidence of the existence of Sasquatch. Though I’m not quite healed from my last trip, I could not hesitate to head back into the hills to check this out further. The terrain won’t be as brutal this time, and we know right where we’re heading. I am confident that my injuries won’t hold me back and this trip will result in the success that eluded us last time.

I’ve spent most of the week meeting with my research colleagues and preparing for the new expedition. On Saturday we leave once again for an extended expedition that I have no doubts will result in an amazing discovery.

I’ll see you in the papers.

Dr. Kent Hovind needs translators to assist in spreading the truth about creationism around the globe. If you speak another language and share our belief that evolution is a farce, please assist in translating Dr. Hovinds seminars. He doesn’t go into a lot of detail, but I’m pretty sure he needs translators for all languages (except Hebrew obviously).

If you’re on the fence about participating, please look into your soul, folks. Creationism is a fantastic way to introduce the people of the world the scripture and is just another weapon in our arsenal to aid in our war on Science. Evolutionarianism is a slippery slope that leads to the worship of false idols, liberalism, and eventually abortion and other baby-killing technologies like stem cell destruction. This is a very important mission, please help in any way you can.
If you aren’t familiar with Dr. Hovind’s work, I highly recommend you check it out.

In a seemingly unimaginable switch of sides by the leader of one of the world’s greatest religious organizations, Pope Benedict has chosen to pray to a god outside of his previous Christian faith. I’m sure Osama is smiling in his cave at this news.
This is a sad day for Catholicism and a good reminder to those who seek Christ that he may not always be found within the walls of a church. Sometimes the only place to find him is in your heart or online.

Clinton-appointed judge, Audry Collins, hates the thought of terrorists missing out on holiday shopping due to seized funds. Despite her apparent pandering to the terrorists who are no doubt lining her pockets with their Jewish gold, she may be doing the right thing.

It’s pretty well known that Christmas is the season that many terrorists chose to purchase their IEDs and shoulder-mounted rockets. They are able to easily blend into shopping crowds and purchase these items without detection. If we seize their assets, there’s no way to track them. By allowing them to make these purchases, we’ll be able to follow their movements and learn how they think.

Sometimes a liberals own treasonous actions can be used as an opportunity to fight terror.

Bill Clinton and Michael Jackson have teamed up to help immigrants. I wonder where they met? Probably a Perverts Anonymous toga party.

In a stunning move, PETA has declared a vegetarian “The Worst Dressed Celebrity.” Nicole Richie, who clearly hasn’t consumed any red meat in quite some time, has been targeted by the pro-animal life organization. Historically this terrorist group has focused their attention on “fat lazy meat-eaters”, but apparently the lack of protein in their diets has forced their collective homosexual brain to begin feeding on itself, because now they’ve begun eating their own…starting with little Nicole.

I can already hear the girls reading this crying about the fur she wears. Well, I guess they didn’t mind when their spokesperson, Pamela Anderson, showed up in this fur hat:

After the liberals cried long enough, they finally got the Justice department to launch an investigation into the government’s illegal domestic spying operation. Now that they got what they want, they want more. It must be the Christmas season that brings out this greed.

Not surprisingly, they’ve involved the ACLU. That usually means one thing: someone is trying to keep the record of their abortion a secret.

I didn’t want to let this day pass without posting a little note about what Thanksgiving means. Take a minute today to remember what we’re celebrating. This is not just another day on the calendar, but a day to remind us of the freedoms we enjoy and those who died for them.

God bless America.

OJ Simpson was proven to be innocent of killing his wife and her lover in a court of law. Why is he still being forced to defend himself? Even if he did do it, that was years ago…it’s time to move on, folks. He’s not hurting anyone now.

The cancellation of his book and movie are only the most recent punishments he’s endured for a crime he was proven innocent of. It’s easy to see a black man with a dead wife and think you know the story, but in this case we need to put our faith in the justice system and be confident they made the right decision.

After months of slow progress, October proved to be one of the deadliest in Iraq. November is shaping up to be another successful month for US forces with 140 bodies found around Iraq over the last three days. If we can keep up this progress, their won’t be any insurgents left to kill for too much longer.

Nice to see the new Democratic government hasn’t slowed down the conservative machine.