In what I can only describe as a death blow to the liberals who have complained of Bush’s seemingly slow responses to the serious crisis that have occurred throughout his presidency, Bush immediately responded to Senator John Kerry’s botched “joke” about the intelligence of our troops in Iraq less than 24 hours later.

Kerry used his smooth-talking mouth to spit a green loogie into the faces of our troops by proclaiming that they were stuck in Iraq because they were not smart. Bush pointed out that our troops are “plenty smart” to be in Iraq.

I guess Kerry is saying something about himself as well, since he was stuck in Vietnam…perhaps because he wasn’t very smart. Bush on the other hand was smart enough to avoid serving in combat at all, something I wish he would have pointed out in his rebutal. Regardless, Bush’s proves his penis mightier than his sword by writing a speech that sent Kerry crying home to his Ketchup sugar mama.

Hopefully what we’re witnessing here is the next step in John Kerry’s campaign to ensure that no democrat who isn’t being interrogated by the secret service ever sees the inside of the White House again.

Let’s just get one thing straight liberals. When it comes to having strong intelligence in Iraq, this administration has a track record and John Kerry only has jokes.