In a stunning move, PETA has declared a vegetarian “The Worst Dressed Celebrity.” Nicole Richie, who clearly hasn’t consumed any red meat in quite some time, has been targeted by the pro-animal life organization. Historically this terrorist group has focused their attention on “fat lazy meat-eaters”, but apparently the lack of protein in their diets has forced their collective homosexual brain to begin feeding on itself, because now they’ve begun eating their own…starting with little Nicole.

I can already hear the girls reading this crying about the fur she wears. Well, I guess they didn’t mind when their spokesperson, Pamela Anderson, showed up in this fur hat: