When Sasquatch calls, you answer.
Sorry that posting has been sporatic lately, there’s been quite a bit of excitement around here.
Right after Thanksgiving I received a call from a man who claimed to have conclusive evidence of the existence of the great beast I’ve been chasing for many years. I get a lot of these calls, most of them turn out to be unsubstantiated, but I have to take them all seriously. I asked to meet with this man and arranged to view his evidence.
What I saw was the most amazing, jaw-inspiring, thing I had ever seen. It truly was irrefutable evidence of the existence of Sasquatch. Though I’m not quite healed from my last trip, I could not hesitate to head back into the hills to check this out further. The terrain won’t be as brutal this time, and we know right where we’re heading. I am confident that my injuries won’t hold me back and this trip will result in the success that eluded us last time.
I’ve spent most of the week meeting with my research colleagues and preparing for the new expedition. On Saturday we leave once again for an extended expedition that I have no doubts will result in an amazing discovery.
I’ll see you in the papers.

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