Do you remember that Johnny Cash song where he works in a Cadillac factory and steals one part at a time for years until he has a Cadillac? Well, terrorists remember it too…and so do I. I’ve often wondered why anyone with a credit card and internet access was allowed to get online and purchase parts for anything from handguns to WMDs. I guess the Pentagon finally figured it out too, I don’t know if it was the letters I’ve been sending them or simply common sense, but they’ve decided to stop selling parts for the F-14.

I’m sure there are a lot of upset terrorists with half-finished jet fighters in their garages today.

I’m glad I’m not the only one who sees the truth behind the lies in Hollywood. Behind the glamorous red carpets and flash bulbs, you don’t have to dig too deep to find the dark underbelly of terror that’s been a staple of celebrity culture since Hollywood was plagued by communism.

Homosexuality and general immorality are celebrated as badges of honor. It’s gotten so bad that any celebrity who has the backbone to speak out against the Jews or the gays is immediately thrown into the back of a car and hauled off to some type of rehab, then forced to denounce their beliefs on national television. It’s a real shame.

In a new book, Dinesh D’Souza suggests that immorality is the least of our concerns when it comes to liberals and socialites. Terror tops the list…not just any terror, but the grand daddy of terrr: 9/11. D’Souza makes a compelling case that not only do Hollywood and the liberals sympathize with terrorists, they are actually responsible for many terrorist activities. I haven’t read the book, but I can assume he goes so far as to say some people we view as heroes may in fact be terrrists themselves. Perhaps working directly with the likes of Osama Bin Laden, or the late dictator Hussein.

Amazing times we’re living in, I highly recommend you pick up a copy of the book.

Neil H. Rodreick posed as a 7th grade student in various middle schools in a successful ploy to engage in sexual contact with various males and females. Without a doubt this man should be put to death, but we should also look at what causes these types of obsessions in grown men. To many it’s a mystery, but for those of us who pick up our children at a middle school every day there’s little doubt what charged this man’s perversions:

Sexy underage girls.

Back when I was in school, school girls looked their age and dressed the part. Today, it’s a far different story. It’s difficult for me to tell if I’ve inadvertently driven to a strip club when I go to pick up my kids at middle school. I’m a strong-willed man, so it’s nothing more than innocent entertainment for me, but I can certainly see how a weak-minded individual might fall victim to these girls overt sexual advertising.

I hate to take sides with the Chinese, or any orientals, but the Chinese hardline against immorality and crime has always impressed me. Recently, they’ve taken steps to clean up the internet and take a moral high ground unknown here in America.

Here in the USA, the greatest country on Earth, nearly every man with a computer will eventually struggle with an addition to pornography. I know this may seem out of character, but I myself have dealt with these urges from time to time. Sometimes I’m successful in overcoming them, sometimes it’s not so easy. Even just earlier today I’m ashamed to say. I can only assume that if I had the type of Internet accessibility that the typical Chinaman enjoys, these urges would not be a problem for me—or anyone else.

Minimum wage has successfully gone unchanged for 10 years—10 of the most prosperous years most of us have ever seen. When the liberals took over congress, one of their first priorities was to meddle with this time-tested wage. Luckily for all of us, there are still a few people in Congress whose minds haven’t been rotted by years of smoking dope.

This is no shock, of course. It’s been clear from the beginning that they would attempt to increase the minimum wage—primarily for the sake of their low earning friends and family in the non-profit sector. If these bleeding hearts want to make more money, maybe they should get off the Rainbow Warrior at the next port and go get a real job like the rest of us instead of relying on their powerful friends in Washington to fix their problems.

Sorry for the recent lapse in posts, I spent a few days in the hospital. Don’t worry, though, I’m fine.

It’s a health issue I’ve dealt with for years, my best guess is that it’s somehow related to a medical examination I experienced during an abduction by extra-terrestrials. I’ve blogged about this before, but I think it’s important to bring it up from time to time so that others who have had the same experience can see there is no need to feel shame about any damage that has been done to them during these events. In my case, I get recurring bouts of complete sphincter paralysis, which causes my bowels to evacuate their contents without my control.

This form of paralysis is a rare problem that not many adbuctees have to deal with. There are a lot of cases of people experiencing simple discomfort, memory failure, or even erectile disfunction. There’s a reason that the Lord saddled me with the burden of sphincter paralysis, and I have the feeling it may be this blog and my ability to be a role model to others in similar circumstances.

This week started as the our country remembered a leader who had a dream. It ended the same way. However, instead of remembering fallen slavery-opponent, Martin Luther King, Jr., today we remember President Ronald Reagan.

Like MLK, Ronald Reagan also had a a dream, he had a dream of putting weapons in space. Like MLK, Ronald Reagan didn’t live to see his dream become a reality. Mostly because of liberals.

A few short years after his assassination, King’s dream came true when the first African American sat in the front of a bus and used a whites only bathroom. Likewise, Ronald Reagan’s dreams became a reality a few years after his death. Only instead of the mighty USA realizing this dream, the greatest threat to our grandchildrens’ freedom did.

That’s right, China. China has successfully tested technology that would allow them to neutralize all foreign satellites. effectively giving the new superpower an unstoppable monopoly on television and the other things satellites are used for.

Soon, it’s not just going to be our consumer products that come from China. Once we’re all enjoying a bowlful of rice while watching kung fu contests on TV, I’m confident that the Democrats in Washington are going to rue the day that they ever said no to a Republican. Perhaps they’ll think about that now, before they undo any of the great work our current Republican President has done in the areas of science and war?

Probably not.

For those of us who have a firm understanding of the power of demonic possession and Satanism, it’s no surprise when we find clear examples of evil embracing evil in society. When there is one evil power in the world it’s bad, but when they join forces and take on the powers of the other evil force it often results in unimaginable power that could quickly overtake our moral high ground if gone unchallenged.

The most recent example I’ve seen is Islamic extremists and vampires. I’m not sure why I never saw the danger of this union in the past, extremists in Iraq are good at one thing: spilling blood. It’s not widely reported, but the middle east is currently the preferred resting place for vampires—largely because of availability of blood I presume. It was only a matter of time before the two forces merged. Here’s a quote from the article:

“We are the Muslims,” said Omar Brooks, an extremist also known as Abu Izzadeen. “We drink the blood of the enemy, and we can face them anywhere. That is Islam and that is jihad.”

As with any vampire outbreak throughout history, this one is sure to grow. Hopefully we’re not so mired in politically correct skepticism that we fail to deal with this threat and drive a spike through the heart of this diabolical enemy before it’s too late.

Yet another story about someone getting discriminated against simply because of their fondness for medieval weaponry. I’ve blogged about this type of thing before, but This time it’s a young high school student who wishes to include a photo of himself in chain mail armor, heroically hefting a mighty sword over his shoulder, in his class yearbook. The school claims they have a zero-tolerance policy against weapons. Well, our forefathers had a different policy and that policy was called the 1st Amendment. I suggest the school administrators at Portsmouth High School wander down the hallway and ask their favorite history teacher about that one.

I hesitate to condone any type of violent display by students at their school, but perhaps Patrick Agin should take some of his finely crafted weaponry and show those liberals running his school what a broadsword will do to a desk (or other object) when placed in the hands of a skilled warrior.

This article certainly qualifies as shocking news. I don’t do any government contracting these days—though they do occationally call me to solicit my opinion on various topics that I hold unparalleled expertise in. However, I can’t tell you how many times some seemingly innocent cashier has handed me a handful of change, and one of those coins just happens to be Canadian.

I’ve often wondered how so much Canadian money finds its way into America. This certainly begins to answer some of those questions.

The next time someone gives you change, check it VERY carefully. Our national security may depend on your keen eye at the checkstand.