Minimum wage has successfully gone unchanged for 10 years—10 of the most prosperous years most of us have ever seen. When the liberals took over congress, one of their first priorities was to meddle with this time-tested wage. Luckily for all of us, there are still a few people in Congress whose minds haven’t been rotted by years of smoking dope.

This is no shock, of course. It’s been clear from the beginning that they would attempt to increase the minimum wage—primarily for the sake of their low earning friends and family in the non-profit sector. If these bleeding hearts want to make more money, maybe they should get off the Rainbow Warrior at the next port and go get a real job like the rest of us instead of relying on their powerful friends in Washington to fix their problems.