This story has infuriated me, I apologize for my rant here, but I can’t sit by quietly while these humiliating injustices continue to happen.

I’m in good physical condition. I watch what I eat, I participate in very physical endeavors several times per year, and when the mood strikes me I will shave parts of my body to accentuate my strengths. This doesn’t mean I look like a Picasso statue or anything, it just means I’ve done quite well with the body I’ve been given. My doctor has advised me that I’m overweight and should get more exercise. I disagree. He’s based his opinion of how I should look on what he sees in movies and television. Maybe I don’t look like some homosexual with the flawlessly hairless body of a 18 year old who spends every waking moment at the gym sculpting his perfect, rippling muscles and even oiling down his washboard stomach and chest often, looking at himself in the mirror and knowing that he is the perfect specimen of masculinity, but my doctor’s assertion that I’m at high risk for heart disease and diabetes is completely alarmist.

Same with the girls, my oldest girl has a very healthy figure, and as such she requires more calories to move herself around. If you’re a larger person you need to eat more, it’s as simple as that. A Honda requires less fuel than a garbage truck. Nobody seems to question that, so when you see my daughter ordering more than one Big Mac do you look at her like she’s a criminal? My daughter is a garbage truck, not a Honda.

This is the reason we stopped taking our kids to the pediatrician. I can only hear how I’m endangering the longevity of my kids so many times before I decide that a doctor is a quack. Who knows better, a man who sees a child for half an hour every six months, or the man who sees the child with more regularity and is told by his wife what is happening in the child’s life almost weekly? No brainer.

I have a very flexible schedule, but my wife is not so lucky. In addition to her full time job, she has a house to clean and is responsible for our children and feeding us. Like many Americans, she doesn’t have the time to come home and make a home cooked meal. Maybe every day we don’t have all of the food groups in our diet, but over the course of the week, we usually get most of them—several nights each week we enjoy a home-cooked meal together in the family living room.

I’m tired of being treated like I’m killing my kids when we go on a family outing to McDonalds, or grab a quick dinner at 7-11 and my State’s Food Assistance card isn’t accepted. I’m tired of living in fear of having my kids taken away from me because some doctor from who-knows-where thinks they are morbidly obese. What gives a doctor the right to insult me or my children? Some award or degree on his wall? Well, I have plenty of awards on my wall, does that mean I can insult his family? I guess my “Sasquatch Researcher of the Year” award gives me that right too. But I won’t sink to his level.

Upon hearing from genealogists that he may be a descendant of the late, great Strom Thurmond’s forefather’s slaves, Al Sharpton requested that DNA tests be performed.

When I saw this news story for the first time, I immediately called my wife in from the garage, where she was changing the oil in my van, and told her that before they start bestowing an honor like that on Mr. Sharpton, they better be darned-sure they are right about it. She agreed. Looks like he’s in full agreement with me too.

I’ve never been much of a fan of Sharpton, but I am a man who gives credit where credit is due and I must say that he is showing a great amount of prudent reservation of remotion at receiving this potentially life-changing news. I consider myself one who can exercise great self-control, but I’m not sure that I would be able to keep myself so calm if I had found out that I was practically related to a lineage of national leadership so grand.

Alas, for me, the dream is a near impossibility. As you know if you’ve read my bio, I was not born in America, and finding out that I was related to any man with anything but communist significance is quite unlikely. It’s one of the great shames I’ve endured and tried to overcome. In some ways it has made me the person I am today, so for that, I suppose I am thankful. However, I can’t help but daydream of what I could have accomplished if the first beats of my heart were distributing the red, white, and blue blood that runs through my veins today. Instead, at birth my veins were soiled with red blood…something that I can never change.

But I digress, this post is not about me or how I’ve overcome many adversities and gone on to accomplish many great things in my life despite being born with a geopolitical disability. Today, I tip my hat to Mr. Sharpton and hope that he finds out the rumors are true. Good luck my friend, it seems very fitting that you should find out such great news during the month our country has set aside to celebrate our rich history of slavery.

Today, my brother, you and I both have a dream. Just like another man (who you bare a striking resemblance to), once did.

The Oscars have long been associated with “politics”. Typically it’s not the sort of politics talked about here at Fixd, but the sort of Hollywood politics we see when colored-actor/singer Eddie Murphy gets passed up likely due to his participation in a movie depicting him as an obese female. Last night was different, we were treated to an assault of liberalism, homosexual-sympathy, and even a blatant show of support to the original liberal cry-baby, Al Gore.

It’s pretty clear to me that when the 2000 Democratic Presidential Nominee takes the stage to support a movie built on a foundation of lies and deception, scored by an lesbian (and not the sort of lesbian that we can tolerate, but a lesbian of the “bull” variety), and produced by other enemies of Christianity…we are living in a world where the unholy trinity of H* is force-feeding us unethical, immoral, and single-minded hypocrisy. No longer satisfied by producing films intended for their self-made liberal audience, now we proud conservatives are forced to sit through a sympathy award given to a man simply because he was kept out of the oval office through a flawlessly executed plan by conservatives to ingeniously puppeteer the outcome of the election through brilliant (and, they’ve forgotten, perfectly legal) court proceedings. He’s still crying seven years later, and Hollywood is trying to dry his tears of failure with an Oscar.

Well liberals, a gold statuette isn’t porous. You’d be better off giving this man a hankey, because America hasn’t forgotten what he’s all about…or the intolerable sexual scandal his administration helped cover up.

On that note, and not to digress to much from the discussion of the Oscars, but I find it interesting that no matter where this man goes, sexual indiscressions follow him, yet nobody in the media ever asks what his involvement is. Sure, maybe it wasn’t him that was having sexual relations with an underage intern in the oval office…but he wasn’t far away. Now he’s produced a movie that involves his “good friend” Melissa Etheridge. It seems unlikely to me that a man can be put that close to sexual scandal so often without having knowledge of it…or even direct involvement. I guess I’ll let history sort that one out, but it’s worth thinking about.

Back to the topic at hand.

I enjoy watching the glamor and celebrity as much as the next American, but when my good family is forced by the media to sit through several hours of liberal propaganda, it’s time for me to look elsewhere to get my fill of celebrities getting awards.

*Trinity of H is shorthand I’ve created to include: Hollywood, Homosexuals, and Hebrews.

Chimpanzees living in the West African savannah have been observed fashioning deadly spears from sticks and using the tools to hunt small mammals — the first routine production of deadly weapons ever observed in animals other than humans.

As an expert in the field of Sasquatch research, I was notified of these findings shortly after the observations were made. Needless to say I was pretty excited—especially because I may have played a fairly large role in this event (I’ll explain in a moment). Sadly, after reading numerous articles on this discovery, I was again disappointed to see that some seemingly obvious conclusions about the Sasquach/Chimpanzee connection had once again been ignored by the scientific community.

This is the first proof we have showing clearly that a superior creature has taught less-developed creatures knowledge it likely learned by observing humans. The only time this has happened in nature is when man has trained his pets to do certain tasks.

I said I’d elaborate on my involvement in this story. I’ll do so now. Yes, this story especially interested me because several years ago I was a participant in one of the first Sasquatch research expeditions to travel to Africa. For those who have never been there, Africa is a very large place and we had to spend a lot of time waiting around for things to happen. During our downtime we devised several inventive ways to pass the time. Unfortunately several of our guides passed the time engaging in discreet homosexual activities (they were replaced immediately before they were able to jeopardize the expedition)—as for the rest of us, we began to compete against each other in spear-throwing competitions.

These events would go on for days and generated quite a bit of noise, it’s no surprise to me that our frivolity may have alerted local Sasquatch of our presence and they very well could have observed us and even picked up a thing or two.

Sadly, we left that expedition with very little data, but when I heard from my guide (not either of the gay ones, I haven’t spoken to either of them since that trip) that these Chimpanzees had been participating in similar activities, I immediately made the connection.

It’s unfortunate that the scientific community is unable to recognize the obvious.

Unapologetically gay Democrat State Senator Scott McCoy has modified legislation that, ironically, was intended to increase punishments for sex crimes in Utah to make it easier for some to participate in certain sex crimes.

WARNING: I’ll tread lightly and try to be clear without being too graphic, but some may be offended by the very nature of the unnatural acts being described in the Utah Legislature.

It’s pretty clear to those of us on the moral right why Mr. McCoy needs this change in legislation, but what some may not realize is that this opens up the floodgates of perversion to not only homosexuals, but straight couples as well. Sodomy is often misunderstood to only include a man having sexual intercourse with the excretory orifice located between the cheeks of another mans buttocks, but it can mean the same thing with a woman. Besides this disturbing act, it can also include the insertion of ones genitals into another persons mouth.

To add insult to injury, I don’t believe there to be any unique law for any combination of these acts, I think it all falls under the category of “sodomy”. For example, if one were to insert his aroused genitalia into another man’s anus and then withdraw it and immediately insert it into the awaiting mouth of third partner (male or female), I believe this will still only constitute a single charge of sodomy under the current law, perhaps two counts of sodomy, but nothing more.

I find the very nature of this discussion in the Utah Senate to be very inappropriate, but it does illustrate the need to keep this law on the books. I can’t imagine the frustration a police officer would have to endure if he were to witness such depravity and not be able to somehow insert his authority and handcuff the participants.

State Rep Carl Wimmer, the original sponsor of the bill had this to say about the issue, “I personally have a problem with sodomy…” One of my local heroes, Senator Chris Buttars feels that this will only serve to encourage people to engage in Sodomy. I couldn’t agree more with Mr. Buttars, if there is no law in place to keep people from sodomizing each other, what possible reason could they have to not engage in this type of perversion?

I’m sure we’ll be hearing a lot more about this in the news, I plan to use the remainder of the day to do further research on Sodomy in its various forms.

So far, I’ve primarily kept to national/global stories and stayed away from stories that are local only to me and other Utahns. There’s been a lot going on lately in the greatest state in the union, so I’ll be posting a few nuggets of info that will be valuable to everyone, but especially interesting to others in this state.

I’ve always said that Utah is a few years ahead of the times, and if you want to know what’s going to be happening in a few years in other states, just look at Utah today.

It may seem to be a little late in the game for this post, but I’m finding a lot of comments being posted questioning my authority on a given topic, or even wondering what the purpose of this site is. I’ll be updating the “about” section of the site soon, but thought I’d take an opportunity to post some information to help clarify a few things about this site, my intent, and where it’s all going.

The wonderful thing about the internet is that it gives the common man as much of a voice as major news outlets. What I’ve been able to do with fixd is to shine a spotlight of honesty on the truth for the world to see—wherever I may find it, and however hard it may sometimes be to tell.

Facts aren’t always easy to come by, but when found, they are always factual. - Speide Bahl

It’s hard for me to say what the global impact of this blog has been, or will be. I’m sure it’s saved a few lives, I’m sure it’s made a few people stop and think about what’s important and how we can protect ourselves or even kill those who would try to stop us from having what’s important. It’s difficult to say how many, or how often, but just knowing it’s made that difference fuels my fire.

Some people may think of me as a hero, but I’m no more special than some of you. I prefer to think of myself as just an extraordinary common man who happens to be fairly intelligent and also has a blog. Hopefully you can use me and my accomplishments as inspiration in your own life, or at least gain some valuable knowledge by reading through some of my insightful writings throughout this site.

I’ve tackled some difficult subjects here. Things people would prefer not to think about—things some people refuse to believe. Regardless of how you feel about a subject I’ve covered, you can come to this site and know that I’ve thought through all angles and arrived at a conclusion that is the correct one.

I will never stop delivering the truth through this site. If for some reason this site ever goes away, know that I’ve either been killed or imprisoned, probably by terrorists or some liberal attack force. If that happens, please just expose the truth and carry on my work. I’ve gone into this blog with open eyes and understand the risks.

Thank you for participating in the growth of Fixd. God Bless.

In a recent memorandum, Texas State Rep Ben Bridges educated his colleagues about some findings he’d discovered that linked the Jews to the great evolutionary myth. His research uncovered proof that evolution was nothing more than a half-witted sceme dreamed up in various Jewish texts throughout history.

Not surprisingly, rather than review his findings, the anti-truth lawmakers in Texas have demanded that he apologize. Which he did, like so many other cowards in the news recently.

Under pressure from homosexual basketball fans, the NBA has pulled basketball legend and family values advocate, Tim Hardaway, from all NBA-related speaking events. This stems from the light-hearted comments he recently made on a radio program regarding his personal feelings on homosexuality.

I guess it’s OK for John Amaechi to say that being a gay is good, but it’s not OK for Tim Hardaway to say it isn’t?

I don’t have much time to post tonight since it’s Valentine’s Day, which is one of the three days every year that I allow my wife to put off her evening chores until the next day. Tonight we’re spending some time together watching television.

I wanted to cover this news article about a piece of proposed Tennessee legislation that would require aborted fetuses to have death certificates. On the surface I think we can all agree this is a great idea, but if you think about what will happen, you’ll see that we shouldn’t be so quick to give this a big thumbs up.

The problem with this idea is that the sort of people who are pro-abortion, are proud of their murderous tendencies. Providing a death certificate for an abortion is like giving them a special souvenir that they can save and collect. Rather than discouraging people from getting abortions, you’ll actually be giving them another reason to do so. Instead of a sign on the corner of an intersection, the lesbians will now have a handsome piece of paper to proudly display in their living rooms.