Nobody can deny the amazing spiritual and paranormal gifts possessed by world-renowned psychic and medium, Sylvia Browne. She can talk to the dead, she can see into the past, she can foresee the future—she’s even seen Heaven itself. She is probably the most amazing person ever to be born on this Earth besides Jesus Christ and possibly Dale Earnhardt. One need only tune into the Montel Williams Show any Wednesday afternoon to see proof of that.

Despite her greatness on television, many of you still don’t know the full extent of her teachings. Browne has penned numerous books and is the founder of The Society of Novus Spiritus, a Gnostic Christian organization that tries to follow the same philosophies that Jesus himself did.

One of the most wonderful things about Sylvia’s teachings, other than her precise descriptions of heaven, angels, and the spirit world’s intricacies, is that she focuses on love and the white light of peace and harmony. The more I found out about her and her church, the more I knew it would mesh seamlessly with my own Jediism and Evangelical Christianity. I’ve always felt that one can’t have to many synchronous faiths, (so long as none of them are Judaic derivatives), and this one would fit nicely into my collection.

After learning more about some of her philosophies, I decided I would like to meet some of her followers. A quick Google search led me to an online forum run by Sylvia’s son’s girlfriend and endorsed by Sylvia herself, the Go Silvia Brown message board. I quickly signed up and jumped in to the fascinating conversations with some amazing people (or so I thought).

At first I was amazed by how open and loving the members of this community were. It reminded me very much of my experiences in the Jedi realist communities. Everyone was very supportive and very loving. I opened up my soul and shared like I haven’t shared in years. I told some stories of my past, my validations, divulged that my spiritual totem was the noble platypus, and explained some of the things that led me to Sylvia and her fan site.

The love fest didn’t last long though. Like with most aging hippies, their anger, contempt, and genuine hatred of others fueled the fire that quickly devoured any love and understanding they’d previously shown me. For the short time I participated on their forums, I endured a well-coordinated gang rape of my ideas. They attacked my Jedi beliefs, my heritage, even the way I spoke. Clearly the message of love had been forgotten and in its place was a mob dedicated only to my virtual destruction.

The emotional brutality I experienced at the hands of these so-called peaceful people became unbearable. Eventually I gave up hope of fitting in with this group and gave up completely. Though I did meet some nice people there, there are truly some dark souls who follow this wonderful woman’s teachings. They will all be in my prayers of course, but if you’re interested in finding out more about Sylvia Browne and her amazing gifts I’d encourage you to focus on the woman herself and stay clear of her ruthless, blood-sucking fans.

Update: It turns out some of the people on the site were not true Sylvia fans, but bored Skeptics looking to cause trouble. In finding this out, the administrator of the site took action to see that these people weren’t allowed to post anymore. Unfortunately, she elected to “promote” two of the least-loving, most-angry users on the site to help her. These two individuals followed me around mercilessly poking fun at me, usually for being a Jedi.

Update #2: They banned me from participating in the forums. I believe they did this because I am a practicing Jedi.

Call their chocolate man “Jesus” and hope the Catholics get upset so they can get some publicity. I’m not sure exactly what makes this ridiculous statue Jesus…but it sure doesn’t look like any Jesus I have a relationship with.

I respect the right of artists to do whatever they want, but I think in cases like this these idiots should be arrested, charged, and possibly even executed in some extreme cases.

Maybe the Associated Press should just take an ad out in Jihad Today asking Al Quaeda to attack South Carolina with biological weapons. In an article posted on CNN, they practically give terrorists every piece of information they need to hide toxic agents in plain view, disguised as yellow pollen dust.

At some point the American public needs to step up and stop allowing these treasonous articles masquerading as journalism to continue to be published. These terrorist sympathisers can’t be given the ability to hide behind their second amendment rights any longer. The South shall rise again, but a dosing of nerve agent isn’t going to help speed that process along.

For those whose natural energy is out of balance, acupuncture has been the preferred remedy for 2500 years. For the first 2450 years, nobody questioned its effectiveness. However, in recent years it’s become a target for those who would rather see people suffer than see them cured (Namely doctors, as I pointed out a few days ago.). Fortunately, the winds of change have begun to blow. The main stream media is beginning to listen to what the Chinese have known since before the dawn of man.

Yesterday I mentioned one of the pitfalls of being very intelligent. Another frustration I have almost daily is that my brain works harder than my body. I’m physically unable to execute all of the brilliant ideas that my mind is continuously generating. With most ideas I just realize that I have to prioritize and get out what I can. When it comes to business ideas though, those lost ideas translate directly to dollars.

For those who have difficulty thinking of their own business ideas, I’m going to be presenting some of mine here for you to use. If they become enormously successful, I can’t promise that I won’t sue you, but you can be assured you’ll have enough money to defend yourself legally, or pay me some type of licensing fee.

Please enjoy idea #1: Electromagnet Therapy.

I was musing earlier today about the many benefits of wearing therapeutic magnet jewelry. It’s hard to deny the positive results that doctors have witnessed in those who wear magnets, but for those of us who have enjoyed these benefits for years—we also know there is a downside. I guess it would be unreasonable to think something that provides such wonderful healing properties wouldn’t have a few side effects—or affects, I really don’t know which is correct.

While I was still in school I would routinely erase my floppy disks while carrying them between classes. Today, though I still use floppies for their various security advantages, I’m forced to remove my accessories while handling them to avoid recreating those same problems I endured during my school years. Likewise, I’ve found that several times the magnetic strips on my many credit cards have inexplicably become deactivated. For years I thought it was the result of solar flares, but I’ve since deduced it was probably my magnet-emblazoned belt buckle. It’s been good for my libido, but bad for credit.

Perhaps worse than anything is how quickly the bandage-colored elastic on my bracelets becomes soiled while I’m excavating an archaeological site, or planting herbs in my window box garden. The iron in the soil is attracted to the magnet, and once it’s attached to my wrist it’s very difficult to remove. I’ve often though, “if only there were some way I could turn off this magnet and brush away the metallic residue, and then turn the magnet back on. If I were able to do this I wouldn’t have to face the embarrassment of going through my day with a wrist covered with dirt.” I’ve taken to having a set of work magnets and dress magnets. This can get expensive when you consider that just a simple set of magnetic bracelets is almost $14.00.

That’s when business idea #1 came to me. Electromagnetic jewelry.

By creating a network of wires that traveled through your clothes from a powerpack to the various magnetically sensitive regions of the body, you could have all the benefits of magnet therapy with the convenience of briefly disabling the magnetic field.

Good luck with this idea. If you do build a prototype, or go into production with this device, I’d be very interested in hearing from you.

The French are known primarily for two things: surrendering to Germany, and being Darwinian apologists.

We’ve been enjoying Creationism for awhile now. But as with any great thing, we couldn’t keep it to ourselves forever. It’s spreading like the plague. And just like the plague, creationism is “attacking” the French.

We’ve had some setbacks here in the U.S. due to the fact that our legal system has been weakened by activist Darwinian judges. I sincerely hope the French judges haven’t been corrupted by liberalism like ours have. It would be very nice to see creationism finally get the foothold it needs to rapidly expand from France, through Europe, and eventually the world—much like Hitler planned to do with the Nazis before the American’s ruined his plans too.

I feel as though my brilliance, and my blog, could eventually undo the very things I am fighting for.

Last week I posted this about John Edwards and his wife’s alleged cancer. Evidently one of them (or someone on their staff) read my article, because yesterday they responded on 60 Minutes, saying that people should not cast a sympathetic vote during the next election.

It’s still early in the campaign and I think we can still overcome this. But if I find that much more of what I say here is influencing the election, I may not be so quick to post my findings but instead offer my expertise directly to the candidates.

There are many sides to most argument, but on this point there is little room for debate: Can a man who can’t control his own wife lead a nation? No, he cannot.

Mrs. John Kerry periodically likes to remind us that had we elected her husband during the last presidential election, we would have actually been electing her as our leader. The danger isn’t over though—far from it.

As John Edwards begins his campaign, we run the risk of repeating the same mistake that almost landed our first unofficial female president into the Oval Office. Discussing Elizabeth Edward’s on Today, Mrs. Kerry suggested that it was Mrs. Edward’s decision that her husband continue towards his dreams of ruling our country, despite her alleged bout with “cancer”. Do we want a man in office who needs to ask his wife for permission to apply for the most important job on Earth? I don’t think we do.

Possibly because she recognized that she’d exposed a weakness in the Democrat’s armor, Heinz Kerry followed up with a comment designed to stop anyone from asking any further questions about the lack of domestic hierarchy in the Edward’s marriage:, “…a lot of people outside really can’t and shouldn’t comment on. We’re not them, number one. And number two, we’re not privy to every bit doctors have said to them. So they have to make their decision and people have to abide by it.”

I can’t imagine the condition our country would be in today if it weren’t for the men of honor who currently reside in the White House. I hope we’ve learned from our successes over the last 8 years and don’t make the dangerous error we narrowly avoided during the last election.
A lot has been said about the outspoken Teresa Heinz Kerry, but she may prove to be one of our most valuable assets in our war against the liberals.

It seems awfully convenient that every time John Edwards makes a run for the White House, his wife, Elizabeth, gets cancer. I’m not claiming to know if they planned it this way or not, but it might be worth a mention in some of his opponents campaign ads during the upcoming election season.

I know one thing for sure. If I were John Edwards, and if these new cancer claims are true, I certainly wouldn’t be holding press conferences about it. I’d tell my wife to keep a tight lip on the ailment since it could be viewed as a sign of weakness.

First off, France opened up all of their secret UFO files and then their web site crashed. I’ve been in contact with French authorities and recommended that they carefully scrutinize the cause of their system failure. It’s possible that forces are at work that do not wish for this information to be made public. I won’t speculate as to whether or not those “forces” are terrestrial in nature until we have more information.

I will say I’m a bit displeased at the time it took them to release the information. I had already blogged about this back in December. I’m guessing they may have had more to hide than I originally suspected.

As if that wasn’t enough to focus on, former Arizona Gov. Fife Symington came forward with his credible reports that he witnessed a UFO back in 1997. I took at look at some of his comments and while he didn’t claim that any abduction took place, I can tell he’s hiding something. As many of you know, I have a tale to tell when it comes to alien abduction. In the coming weeks, once the media firestorm surrounding Symington’s announcement calms a bit, I’ll be in contact with him directly to see if he’s willing to confide in me. Sometimes trauma survivors can talk to each other better than they can talk to anyone else.

Now, all of that is pretty big. But the most disturbing UFO-related event to happen this week is the mysterious death of Bob Taylor. Bob Taylor was the man focussed on during the only UFO police investigation to ever take place in Britain. I’m sure we’ll be hearing more about this story soon.