I’m probably preaching to the choir here, but if you haven’t done so already, please add Chuck Norris to your daily reading regiment. Each of his entries over at WMD is greater than the next. Since I know some of the liberals who read my site are illiterate, here are some excerpts of his last posts to help you:

A power greater than my punch
I laughed the other day as I read another “Chuck Norris Fact” that someone sent me: “Nagasaki never had a bomb dropped on it. Chuck Norris jumped out of a plane and punched the ground.”

Bringing the Bible back into public schools
…I’m talking about the Bible in public school. It’s no joke!

From Hell’s Angel to Eternal Rider
…He eventually dropped out of school, hit the streets and never turned back. The law of the jungle was his only government.

It turns out the only real man in Hollywood is actually in Texas. Whether he’s spinning yarns of truth in his column or protecting Texas from criminals with his black sidekick in, Walker, Texas Ranger—Chuck knows how to get down to business.

That is a Chuck Norris fact you can take to the bank.