At Yale, America’s best and brightest have decided that the best and brightest way to thwart gun violence is to stop allowing their theater students from using the “dangerous” realistic-looking swords in their drama productions. I suspect this change has been in the works for awhile and the recent campus violence in the news was just the excuse they needed to make the homosexuals in the drama department feel less threatened by all the realistic looking weapons.

Enjoy your stupid wooden swords, sissies. I pray your campus is never invaded by anyone with an expertise in edged weapons!