After a series of well-publicized spats with The View cohost Elisabeth Hasselbeck, Rosie Odonnell recognized she was no match for the well-informed conservative powerhouse and promptly quit the show to avoid further embarrassment. She has been released from her contract and has said on her blog that she will likely not speak to Hasselbeck again.

“I was really just like a foster kid for a year,” she said. “I came, you know, we considered adoption, but I didn’t really fit into the family and now it’s time for the foster kid to go back home.“

Well Rosie, if foster kids had a home…why did they ever go into foster care?