What happens to our dangerous toys? We’ve all seen the recall lists in the media telling us which products are no longer safe for our children. Where do these toys go once we trade them in for safer versions?

As a follow-up to an earlier post I made about taking out terrorists as children, it seems to me we could airdrop recalled American toys into Iraq and other terrorist breeding grounds and let nature take its course. If we were quite about it, Liberals would probably buy into the program as some sort of “Toys for innocent kids” crap. In fact, we could get them to fund the whole thing for us.

The more future terrorists who break their necks riding through Iraqi roads on Heelies, the fewer will be around to ride through Iraqi roads on, well, on whatever terrorists drive when they’re adults. Stolen Hummers and Camels mostly I would guess.