Sorry I’ve been so scarce lately, I’ve been planning my study trip to India to research the incredible rise in local big foot sightings. I’ve also been suffering from some new problems related to my digestive system—more specifically, my sphincter.

As I’ve said before, when you’re a sasquatch hunter, you must go where there are sasquae. Lately, sighting have been picking up for the creature around Bangladesh, which I’ve learned is somehow surrounded by India. I’ll be headed there soon to get to the bottom of this and hopefully kill one.