Comments (2) to “Does anyone know of any dependable/affordable semen-detection tests?”

1. Gitty wrote:

   I just use one of these: http://www.blacklight.com/items/BLUVPEN

   Yeah, it shows lots more than just the old tadpoles, but I jus see what the reaction is. If she don’t get all pissed, I knows somethin’s up. Ain’t dependable like what you’s looking for, but they cheap.

   Posted on 05-Jul-07 at 6:39 pm | Permalink

2. Kiquer wrote:

   I have been reading a bit more Fixd and don’t buy you’re too concerned with infidelity. If you are finding nothing, and yet still checking month after month, it fits a different pattern.

   Top 5 Signs you have been Abducted:

   • Feeling you are Special or Chosen or have an important task to perform.
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   • Have a memory of having a special place with spiritual significance, when you were a youngster.
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   • Fear or anxiety over the subject of aliens or UFOs.
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   • Fear of being kidnapped or abnormal constantly monitoring of your surroundings.
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   • Awakening with unexplained genital or anal soreness.
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   The problem with your test is that it’s specific for human semen. It won’t distinguish alien fluids and you’ll get false positives from your own. Gitty’s black light test may help if you’re not detecting anything, but again, the source will be dubious.

   Posted on 08-Jul-07 at 8:28 pm | Permalink

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