Prince Charles’ ghastly wife, Camilla, has elected to forgo her attendance of her husband’s first wife, Princess Diana’s memorial party. Camilla egotistically says that her attendance at the event will “divert attention from the purpose of the occasion…” Evidently nobody informed her which of Prince Charles’ wives the world gives a crap about.

I understand that it’s technically possible that Camilla is just fearful that the same CIA-assassination fate that befell her predecessor may also befall her—but I find that scenario to be highly unlikely. It seems far more plausible that she simply feels her impact on the world is more significant than it is.