Idaho, long known to be one of the straightest states in the union, is home to Republican Senator, Larry Craig. Craig is the most recent conservative to be viciously targeted by homosexual liberals—apparently for conversion to the gay lifestyle.

Earlier this month while innocently making a number two in an airport restroom, the Senator is accused by a police officer of “tapping his right foot”, which is known by the gays “as a signal used by persons wishing to engage in lewd conduct.” The report also claims that Craig “touched the officer’s foot with his foot” and “proceeded to swipe his hand under the stall divider several times,”

My question is this: How would this officer know what the gay signals are, unless he himself is a gay? And if he is a gay, how can he be trusted to enforce the law, after he himself has likely broken many of Idaho’s tight sodomy laws?

Many teenagers who grew up in the age of The Village People went into law enforcement and construction (probably some Indians too) as a way to live out their vacant lives in character as their favorite homosexual role model. It’s no surprise to me to hear that a police officer knows the detailed secret gestures known by the gays, myself, and very few others.

This officer sounds like a man with an agenda—or perhaps a bruised ego after being rejected in an airport bathroom by a certain senator?

Either way, this is the most preposterous allegation I’ve read in some time. Despite several previous attempts by others to besmirch Craig’s reputation by making claims about his propensity to participate in homosexual activities with male senatorial pages, indulge in occasional cocaine use, and even engage in as many as four previous sexual escapades—some even in other bathrooms—notably, in Washington’s Union Station—his sexuality is well documented by his voting record against the homos.

God bless Senator Craig and the work he’s done in service to his country. Shame on gay police officers for turning what Craig himself has explained to be his “wide stance” while defecating, into a clearly subjective invitation to participate in gay sex.

I might also question the mindset of any officer who would consider participating in such activities immediately following the evacuation of one’s bowel. I think his badge should be taken and he should be monitored with an ankle bracelet to ensure he does not enter any public restroom facilities in the future.