Sounds like a friendly game of “touch-the-wiener” got out of hand in an Alabama elementary school and now liberals are trying to turn it into a full blown sexual…whatever. Growing up in Russia, we used to play a game called сторона медведей задняя пахнет как тухлая говядина, which roughly translates to “fist the slowest child” so this seems pretty pedestrian to me. Get a life, liberals.

Officials announced Monday that four Loxley Elementary School sixth-graders have been suspended and could be expelled for intimidating classmates with something they called “The Rape Game.”