It’s nice to see a beautiful young woman who is not ashamed of her chaste lifestyle. Unlike other whores we’ve been exposed to, 18-next-month-year-old, Jordan Sparks uses her slightly oversized mouth to share hope, not STDs and will use her likely immaculate genitalia only to expel waste—not indulge in sin.

I wanted to stay away from ‘Oh, put your hands all over me’-type thing, because I haven’t experienced that yet so the fact that I would sing it would be really dumb — plus I don’t feel comfortable singing stuff like that,” Sparks, who turns 18 in December, said with a giggle.