I haven’t written because of my fingers and one testicle.
Apologies for the lack of posts lately, my primary typing fingers were injured in a tractor accident that not only damaged my digits but also crushed my smaller testicle in three places—making it very difficult to stay focused on anything other than the excruciating pain and repulsive genital discoloration.
Dwayne wrote:
I hate it when that happens. One time I accidentally got my testicles caught in an old wringer washer, you know the kind our mothers used in the old country? the worst part was backing them out again.
My mom gave me a licking I wouldn’t forget, and my dad gave me another when he got in from the fields. Parents knew how to set a child straight back then, not like today.
I blame the liberals.
Posted on 13-Mar-08 at 11:26 pm | Permalink