The Oscars have long been associated with “politics”. Typically it’s not the sort of politics talked about here at Fixd, but the sort of Hollywood politics we see when colored-actor/singer Eddie Murphy gets passed up likely due to his participation in a movie depicting him as an obese female. Last night was different, we were treated to an assault of liberalism, homosexual-sympathy, and even a blatant show of support to the original liberal cry-baby, Al Gore.

It’s pretty clear to me that when the 2000 Democratic Presidential Nominee takes the stage to support a movie built on a foundation of lies and deception, scored by an lesbian (and not the sort of lesbian that we can tolerate, but a lesbian of the “bull” variety), and produced by other enemies of Christianity…we are living in a world where the unholy trinity of H* is force-feeding us unethical, immoral, and single-minded hypocrisy. No longer satisfied by producing films intended for their self-made liberal audience, now we proud conservatives are forced to sit through a sympathy award given to a man simply because he was kept out of the oval office through a flawlessly executed plan by conservatives to ingeniously puppeteer the outcome of the election through brilliant (and, they’ve forgotten, perfectly legal) court proceedings. He’s still crying seven years later, and Hollywood is trying to dry his tears of failure with an Oscar.

Well liberals, a gold statuette isn’t porous. You’d be better off giving this man a hankey, because America hasn’t forgotten what he’s all about…or the intolerable sexual scandal his administration helped cover up.

On that note, and not to digress to much from the discussion of the Oscars, but I find it interesting that no matter where this man goes, sexual indiscressions follow him, yet nobody in the media ever asks what his involvement is. Sure, maybe it wasn’t him that was having sexual relations with an underage intern in the oval office…but he wasn’t far away. Now he’s produced a movie that involves his “good friend” Melissa Etheridge. It seems unlikely to me that a man can be put that close to sexual scandal so often without having knowledge of it…or even direct involvement. I guess I’ll let history sort that one out, but it’s worth thinking about.

Back to the topic at hand.

I enjoy watching the glamor and celebrity as much as the next American, but when my good family is forced by the media to sit through several hours of liberal propaganda, it’s time for me to look elsewhere to get my fill of celebrities getting awards.

*Trinity of H is shorthand I’ve created to include: Hollywood, Homosexuals, and Hebrews.

Clinton-appointed judge, Audry Collins, hates the thought of terrorists missing out on holiday shopping due to seized funds. Despite her apparent pandering to the terrorists who are no doubt lining her pockets with their Jewish gold, she may be doing the right thing.

It’s pretty well known that Christmas is the season that many terrorists chose to purchase their IEDs and shoulder-mounted rockets. They are able to easily blend into shopping crowds and purchase these items without detection. If we seize their assets, there’s no way to track them. By allowing them to make these purchases, we’ll be able to follow their movements and learn how they think.

Sometimes a liberals own treasonous actions can be used as an opportunity to fight terror.

Bill Clinton and Michael Jackson have teamed up to help immigrants. I wonder where they met? Probably a Perverts Anonymous toga party.

Check this out. I guess we know why we’ve lost our power. I wish we would have either stopped this crime, or employed it ourselves. It’s truly an abomination of democracy and Clinton should be tried as a traitor to the United States.

Everyone’s blogging about Bush claiming he never said the administration’s policy was to “stay the course”. Now, it seems to me that he may have said it at some point, but I’m not about to take the word of a bunch of liberal bloggers and George Stephanopolus (who was Clinton’s lap dog) over the word of our President.

Even if he did say it, you can really take a quote out of context and get it to mean whatever you want. Maybe he said it, maybe the full quote was “We will not stay the course.” My point is that just because the media says something is true doesn’t mean that it is. It’s easy to sit around behind the safety of your computer and claim someone is lying. It’s much more difficult to get in front of a camera, surrounded by your advisors and tell a blatant lie to the world— which is basically what these people are claiming he did. That sound pretty far fetched to me.

Even if you chose to believe that Bush actually said what they’re claiming and it wasn’t taken out of context, you have to realize that it’s just a slogan. Staying the course just means “doing the right thing”, if the right thing happens to be NOT staying the course, an argument could be made that he is still staying the course.

Regardless of your personal feelings on the matter, it’s impossible to even talk about this story without remembering that Clinton was able to lie to the entire nation about his indiscretions with an underage White House staff member. So even if Bush is lying, that just sort of makes us even now doesn’t it?

I’m not sure what to make of this. I’ve been informally keeping track of various polls that have been released over the last few years. It seems that most of the polling organizations are either polling the exact same 74% of the population, or they’re just assuming that 3 out of 4 people agree with their viewpoint and don’t bother polling at all.

I think you’ll find these examples quite interesting:

74% of Americans think that Congress is out of touch. Let’s not forget that the recently deceased Mr. Studds is a former DEMOCRAT congressman who had an affair with a congressional page in the 80s. You can’t chop down the cherry tree because of one rotten apple.

74% of Americans think that Bush is a liar. Really? Name one thing Bush has lied about. You can’t, because he hasn’t. WMDs? Nope, not a lie. Wire tapping? Nope, he didn’t lie then either. Bush has a little something they used to call “honor”, it’s hard to recognize in this day and age, but he’s no liar (unlike some recent Democratic presidents I can think of).

74% think the drug war is being lost. Lost? How so? We’re continuing to cripple the drug industry, just last week there was a huge sting that brough down one of the biggest importers of knock-off Viagra. I also don’t know a single drug addict or dealer personally. I know they exist, but it’s been years since I’ve seen one. In college I knew several people who used dope regularly.

74% think Osama is planning another attack. I’m sure he has a lot more important things to worry about, like how not to get his beard singed by the constant barrage of American missiles he’s endured since 2001. He’s either dead, or wishes he was. He’s not planning anything folks—our war on terror, that the cry-babies think is such a failure, made sure of that.

74% of American’s want to kill children. Don’t give me your “right to choose” BS. Those stem cells never got to choose anything in their life. I’m sure that the late, great Ronald Reagan is fuming mad looking down on his wife from heaven as she besmurches his proud legacy with her murderous campaign to destroy viable embryos.

74% think college athletics conflict with the values of higher education. Do you really think those 400 pound linebackers would even be in college if they weren’t built like a brick wall? College athletics provides a valuable path to success for many plus sized students. By discontinuing college sports you’ll be not only holding back a large portion of the black community, but also increasing violence and crime as those would-be sports stars revert to their previous gang activity.

74% of Americans want to give teens a safe place to view immoral material on the internet. Unmonitored computers in libraries? Great idea. What’s next, stripper poles in high-school gymnasiums? Parents have a responsibility to make sure their kids aren’t viewing any nudity on the internet. How can they do that if their children can simply go to a library and view all the porn they want for free? In my house we have a rule against libraries. For the last 3 years since the girls got a little older, they are forbidden to go to any library without being accompanied by my wife or me.

74% think that George Clooney is a viable source of news. The war in Darfur is bad, don’t get me wrong, but let’s keep everything in perspective. The war on terror threatens the fiber of American society, I highly doubt that an African genocide is ever going to fly a plane into an American building. Let’s keep our troops where they belong, in the middle-east.

74% are egotistical enough to think that they somehow control the fate of the world with the car they drive. Face it folks, global warming has gone the way of evolution. It’s ancient scientific history. This is 2006, if you want to drive a fruity little hybrid, it’s fine with me—just keep it in the slow-lane so I can get by.

74% disapprove of Bush’s handling of gas prices. Is this a joke? Sure I saw the Michael Moore movie too, big news: the Bush family was in the oil business! Running the country is a full time job, he’s handed over the day-to-day operations long ago. I realize this is just a non-specific piece of data, but I think it’s unethical to ask a sitting president to make special considerations for the country by leveraging his personal corporate assets or ties.

74% of the people who complain about the economy want to destroy it with a socialist tax plan. You can’t have it both ways people. Pick a side already. Do you want to make the rich richer, or do you want to make the poor poorer?

74% have explored online dating. This is code for pedophelia, which is pretty much the only type of “dating” going on online. You’ve seen Dateline’s “To Catch a Pervert”, if your the sort of person who tries to get a date online, chances are you’re one small step away from preying on underage children whose parents have “overlooked” their duty to monitor their children’s internet usage. Date the old fashioned way or don’t date at all. The temptation to become a pedophile is far to great if you’re looking online for a partner.

74%-92% of Americans appose letting mexican criminals get a Presidential pardon. Finally, something they got right!

Just like figuring out which passenger will be carrying a bomb onto the plane (hint: it’s the guy with a beard to his knees), it’s really not that difficult to figure out who is a true terrorist and who is just a peaceful American trying to forget that he lives in a town that was once ruled by Bill Clinton.

On the surface this article, about a man who fired a crossbow at another vehicle after being flipped the bird, seems both absurd and obvious. But it isn’t, and here is why.

For starters, it seems that Clinton’s legacy of mis-identifying terrorists is alive and well in his old stomping grounds, Little Rock. The man who shot the crossbow has been charged with committing a terroristic act!

Forget the absurdity of charging him as a terrorist, let’s talk for a moment about whether or not Wayne Allen Dierks was justified in firing the crossbow in the first place. He’s minding his own business, driving his sport utility vehicle, when Steve Gilgenbach makes a dangerous maneuver that endangers Mr. Dierks life. Mr Dierks then tries to catch up with the motorist who nearly killed him to resolve the situation verbally. At this point little Stevie presumable flips him off and Mr. Dierks becomes justifiably enraged, pulling out his medieval weapon and firing it at the offending car.

Now, if there’s one thing I know it’s that honor is something that the Jews have all but extinguished from American society. Now, before you categorize me as a Nazi and lump me together with Mel Gibson, keep reading.

There was a time when disrespecting someone like Steve Gilgenbach did was grounds for a duel on the field of honor. Two men enter, one man leaves. It was found (pretty quickly) that Jews have difficulty aiming their weapons. They were not very well suited for these challenges of pride and wisely lobbied to end dueling all together. As a result, since 1921 when dueling was first outlawed, you are supposed to tuck your tail between your legs and crawl off like a woman to cry to your psychiatrist until he gives you some medication. I for one am getting tired of seeing real men like Dierks victimized by the pussification of America. Here’s a man who stood up for himself like a true warrior, and he’s taken down like a criminal. But no, not just any criminal…a terrorist!

In conclusion, let me just say that until we all start to take a little more pride in our pride, nothing is going to change in this country. The liberals will continue to flip us the bird every chance they get. When a hero like Wayne Allen Dierks is treated like a criminal, we all are being persecuted. I for one refuse to sit idly by while liberals are free to flip me off. Let the cowards know, if you raise your middle finger in disrespect of me, expect to be using it next to extract the bolt from my crossbow from your forehead.