Chuck Norris is, without question, the greatest living American blogger, if not the greatest American period! He can fight, he can write. His jeans are tight, and he’s always right. Say what you will about beefcake homos like Jean Claude or Segal—I don’t really care—but if you ever suggest Norris is anything short of brilliant—you and I have a serious problem.

In one of his most recent posts, Norris deftly explains the connections between hispanics (especially those who don’t speak English well), terrorist attacks on US soil (as well as their likely increase as a result of moving terror suspects to Kansas from Cuba), and the duty we owe to the families of the victims of 9/11 to send the illegals back where they came from.

Not one to simply throw out problems caused by liberals that are as simple to fix as immigration, he also lists his solutions. Well, they’re mostly Newt Gingrich’s solutions, but Chuck has conveniently listed them so they’re easy to read in one place. I suggest you go through his articles, and if you’re not already reading his site religiously, you should start.

In my house, when Chuck Norris comes on the television, we stand and solute. I would hope you start a similar tradition in your family, because, as Chuck quotes from the bible, “Like a dog that returns to its vomit [or feces] is a fool who repeats his folly.”

Don’t repeat your folly by returning to your vomit.

A black MIT professor has walked away from his job because a colleague was not given tenure due to his blackness. What sort of message does this send the students at MIT? Well, for many black students I suspect the message is loud and clear: You don’t need a job. I suppose if James Sherley were to jump off a cliff, Frank Douglas would send out an email explaining his intention to jump off a cliff later in the month as well?

Who is going to pick up the responsibilities he’s leaving behind? Probably James Sherley’s colleagues—some of whom may be white. This is not only a stupid tactic, but it will ultimately have the opposite affect (or effect?) of what was intended. Here’s what will happen:

1. One black man will have no job.
2. One black man will have no job security.
3. Black students have role models who quit.
4. White professors will work hard to pick up slack.
5. White professors will get noticed for their hard work.
6. Whites will look productive, blacks will not.
7. The children of the white professors will be ignored and grow to resent blacks.
8. The wives of the white professors will be left alone while their husbands work…they will cheat, many times with the unemployed black professors.
9. The white professors will resent the cheating black professors.

This is why it’s important for all minorities (not just blacks) to realize that when they are held down it’s often harder for the non-minorities than it is for them. It may be time that whites start to get a little sympathy for years of minority repression.

I think any sane person knows that the only reason we’ve been so focused on precision raids and smart-bomb attacks on known terrorist locations in the War on Terror is to appease the sissy liberals in Washington. These cry-babies call themselves men even though everything out of their mouth sounds like something that a woman would say! They’re worried about killing innocent Iraqi people, they’re worried about…well, I don’t really care what they’re worried about anymore, gas prices are inconveniently high. It’s time for some precision attacks on the root of the problem. Take out the terrorists before they grow into a real threat. Take them out in the schools or take them out in the testes.

Between gas prices going through the roof, American citizens living in fear awaiting the inevitable coming terror attack on our home soil, and most recently the disappearance of honey bees, it’s time to stop pretending like we don’t know how to end this once and for all. If we stop forcing our troops to track down the more dangerous older groups of terrorists and instead force them to start taking out the kids, not only will we see coalition casualties go down, but we’ll be one generation closer to peace. When those coalition casualties go down we can reallocate military doctors to perform mandatory sterilizations on enemy citizens with their newfound spare time.

This story reminded me to bring this up. Apparently the US-funded Iraqi Kindergarten classrooms are nothing more than little terror incubators.

BAGHDAD, Iraq (CNN) — At a recent kindergarten graduation ceremony, young girls smiled behind their brightly colored princess dresses and the boys showed off their best dress shirts. They sipped on juice boxes, played on swings and jumped on and off seesaws.

It was a welcome relief from the war that surrounds them. But when these 5-year-olds spoke, it became apparent just how much the ongoing violence has affected them.

“I’m going to bomb, bomb, bomb the school with everybody in it,” said Omar Hussein, as he clutched a pink toy airplane.

At another point, a girl enthusiastically sang, “I give a knife to my father to slaughter the chicken. He gives me a machine gun and a rifle. Now, I am a soldier in the liberation army.”

It’s time to give them a taste of their own medicine. They like leaving things around that explode? Well, we’ll start putting anti-freeze in CapriSuns and leaving them around as a quenching refreshment on a hot desert-day.

Sure, nobody likes to talk about killing kids, but when you’re an occupying force, sometimes you need to do things that you don’t want to do in order to earn the admiration and respect of the locals.

The good news is that 51% of American’s still believe that God created humans in our present form. The bad news is that in 2004 that number was 55%.

The results were not much different between the answers to that question and those given when a specific timeline was included in the final alternative: God created human beings in their present form within the last 10,000 years.

Americans most likely to believe in only evolution are liberals (36 percent), those who rarely or never attend religious services (25 percent), and those with a college degree or higher (24 percent).

There’s been a trend recently to keep our opinions to ourselves. We can no longer do this. Get out there and spread the word! If we can lose 4% in 3 years, that means it will only take another fifteen years before there are none of us left. Be very careful when engaging your enemy, these people have no God or moral values and will just as quickly kill you as speak to you. I am trained in the martial arts, so I have very little to fear—but many of you should approach your targets with caution.

Good luck.

At Yale, America’s best and brightest have decided that the best and brightest way to thwart gun violence is to stop allowing their theater students from using the “dangerous” realistic-looking swords in their drama productions. I suspect this change has been in the works for awhile and the recent campus violence in the news was just the excuse they needed to make the homosexuals in the drama department feel less threatened by all the realistic looking weapons.

Enjoy your stupid wooden swords, sissies. I pray your campus is never invaded by anyone with an expertise in edged weapons!

Only a few days have passed since I first commented on how best a talentless sculptor can get attention, but that was enough time for David Cordero, a student at the Chicago Art School, to see it and create this tasteless evidence of the failure of America’s liberal education system.

The French are known primarily for two things: surrendering to Germany, and being Darwinian apologists.

We’ve been enjoying Creationism for awhile now. But as with any great thing, we couldn’t keep it to ourselves forever. It’s spreading like the plague. And just like the plague, creationism is “attacking” the French.

We’ve had some setbacks here in the U.S. due to the fact that our legal system has been weakened by activist Darwinian judges. I sincerely hope the French judges haven’t been corrupted by liberalism like ours have. It would be very nice to see creationism finally get the foothold it needs to rapidly expand from France, through Europe, and eventually the world—much like Hitler planned to do with the Nazis before the American’s ruined his plans too.

In a recent memorandum, Texas State Rep Ben Bridges educated his colleagues about some findings he’d discovered that linked the Jews to the great evolutionary myth. His research uncovered proof that evolution was nothing more than a half-witted sceme dreamed up in various Jewish texts throughout history.

Not surprisingly, rather than review his findings, the anti-truth lawmakers in Texas have demanded that he apologize. Which he did, like so many other cowards in the news recently.

Yet another story about someone getting discriminated against simply because of their fondness for medieval weaponry. I’ve blogged about this type of thing before, but This time it’s a young high school student who wishes to include a photo of himself in chain mail armor, heroically hefting a mighty sword over his shoulder, in his class yearbook. The school claims they have a zero-tolerance policy against weapons. Well, our forefathers had a different policy and that policy was called the 1st Amendment. I suggest the school administrators at Portsmouth High School wander down the hallway and ask their favorite history teacher about that one.

I hesitate to condone any type of violent display by students at their school, but perhaps Patrick Agin should take some of his finely crafted weaponry and show those liberals running his school what a broadsword will do to a desk (or other object) when placed in the hands of a skilled warrior.

Evolutionists are so desperate to prove their tall tale that they are now suggesting that nature’s original beverage was somehow a poison to us until a few thousand years ago. In a study released by a college in Maryland, the suggestion has been made that people couldn’t digest milk until we domesticated cattle. They don’t explain how exactly they think we were able to domesticate a cow.

If my son (or, I suppose, daughter) were going to that school, I’d request that none of the tuition money I had paid go to research like this.