Chuck Norris is, without question, the greatest living American blogger, if not the greatest American period! He can fight, he can write. His jeans are tight, and he’s always right. Say what you will about beefcake homos like Jean Claude or Segal—I don’t really care—but if you ever suggest Norris is anything short of brilliant—you and I have a serious problem.

In one of his most recent posts, Norris deftly explains the connections between hispanics (especially those who don’t speak English well), terrorist attacks on US soil (as well as their likely increase as a result of moving terror suspects to Kansas from Cuba), and the duty we owe to the families of the victims of 9/11 to send the illegals back where they came from.

Not one to simply throw out problems caused by liberals that are as simple to fix as immigration, he also lists his solutions. Well, they’re mostly Newt Gingrich’s solutions, but Chuck has conveniently listed them so they’re easy to read in one place. I suggest you go through his articles, and if you’re not already reading his site religiously, you should start.

In my house, when Chuck Norris comes on the television, we stand and solute. I would hope you start a similar tradition in your family, because, as Chuck quotes from the bible, “Like a dog that returns to its vomit [or feces] is a fool who repeats his folly.”

Don’t repeat your folly by returning to your vomit.

President Bush has taken time out of his two-week Texas vacation to send a strong message to illegals in this country: No longer will you get a free pass to take jobs away from hard working Americans.

Whether you’re washing our dishes, mowing our lawns, or acting as the Attorney General of the United States—take note, banditos—the President is accepting your resignations, effective immediately.

There are many sides to most argument, but on this point there is little room for debate: Can a man who can’t control his own wife lead a nation? No, he cannot.

Mrs. John Kerry periodically likes to remind us that had we elected her husband during the last presidential election, we would have actually been electing her as our leader. The danger isn’t over though—far from it.

As John Edwards begins his campaign, we run the risk of repeating the same mistake that almost landed our first unofficial female president into the Oval Office. Discussing Elizabeth Edward’s on Today, Mrs. Kerry suggested that it was Mrs. Edward’s decision that her husband continue towards his dreams of ruling our country, despite her alleged bout with “cancer”. Do we want a man in office who needs to ask his wife for permission to apply for the most important job on Earth? I don’t think we do.

Possibly because she recognized that she’d exposed a weakness in the Democrat’s armor, Heinz Kerry followed up with a comment designed to stop anyone from asking any further questions about the lack of domestic hierarchy in the Edward’s marriage:, “…a lot of people outside really can’t and shouldn’t comment on. We’re not them, number one. And number two, we’re not privy to every bit doctors have said to them. So they have to make their decision and people have to abide by it.”

I can’t imagine the condition our country would be in today if it weren’t for the men of honor who currently reside in the White House. I hope we’ve learned from our successes over the last 8 years and don’t make the dangerous error we narrowly avoided during the last election.
A lot has been said about the outspoken Teresa Heinz Kerry, but she may prove to be one of our most valuable assets in our war against the liberals.

Bush doesn’t know for sure if Iranian leaders are responsible for providing weapons to anti-American forces. I say, who cares? Time to make a delivery of more shock and awe.

As much as I admire the Iranian position on Israel, The United States has never had a good relationship with them. They’ve always been a thorn in our side, either kidnapping our citizens, or driving up oil prices. Do we really need to split hairs over where these weapons came from? They have a big stamp on the side that reads: MADE IN IRAN. I say it’s time to replace their exported arsenal with a few bombs that read: MADE IN THE U.S.A…only we’ll deliver ours from 20,000 feet.

Maybe their leaders gave the order, maybe they didn’t. We’re already next door, our troops are wearing the right color camo, and we don’t like them. What more do I need to say?

Now I know all the bleeding hearts are opposed to all aggressions by our country, but let’s look at the facts:

1. This invasion will pay for itself, the oil reserves in Iran could be ours.
2. The Iranians are living under a brutal, oppressive dictator. Once he is gone and their citizens see our troops spreading freedom to that area, we’ll be greeted as liberators.
3. There are clear ties between Iran and terror.
4. They are no fans of Jesus.

Oh, and Happy Valentine’s Day everyone. Take a moment and think about love today.

This week started as the our country remembered a leader who had a dream. It ended the same way. However, instead of remembering fallen slavery-opponent, Martin Luther King, Jr., today we remember President Ronald Reagan.

Like MLK, Ronald Reagan also had a a dream, he had a dream of putting weapons in space. Like MLK, Ronald Reagan didn’t live to see his dream become a reality. Mostly because of liberals.

A few short years after his assassination, King’s dream came true when the first African American sat in the front of a bus and used a whites only bathroom. Likewise, Ronald Reagan’s dreams became a reality a few years after his death. Only instead of the mighty USA realizing this dream, the greatest threat to our grandchildrens’ freedom did.

That’s right, China. China has successfully tested technology that would allow them to neutralize all foreign satellites. effectively giving the new superpower an unstoppable monopoly on television and the other things satellites are used for.

Soon, it’s not just going to be our consumer products that come from China. Once we’re all enjoying a bowlful of rice while watching kung fu contests on TV, I’m confident that the Democrats in Washington are going to rue the day that they ever said no to a Republican. Perhaps they’ll think about that now, before they undo any of the great work our current Republican President has done in the areas of science and war?

Probably not.

Mary Cheney repaired the liberals favorite chink in conservative armor by announcing that she is pregnant. As the old saying goes, “Lesbians are just straight chicks who haven’t met the right man.” I’m paraphrasing of course, I don’t remember exactly how that saying went.

Welcome aboard, Mary. Better late than never.

After the liberals cried long enough, they finally got the Justice department to launch an investigation into the government’s illegal domestic spying operation. Now that they got what they want, they want more. It must be the Christmas season that brings out this greed.

Not surprisingly, they’ve involved the ACLU. That usually means one thing: someone is trying to keep the record of their abortion a secret.

President Bush has donated over 4 acres to be used as a monument to honor slain slavery-rights activist, Martin Luther King. In a ceremony that took place earlier today or possibly yesterday, Oprah Winfrey accepted the peace offering from Bush. It’s likely that Bush is trying to mend fences between his administration and the black community after almost a year of animosity between the blacks and the whites after the perceived botching of the hurricane Katrina operation where many blacks drown after not listening to FEMA telling them to leave before they were killed.

Every time some liberal actor gets on Jay Leno they make sure to talk about how they supported the attack on Afghanistan, but not Iraq. They cry like women about how the violence in Iraq has gotten so much worse and we should have stayed in Afghanistan. Well, looks like they are going to have to eat those crocodile tears because the violence in Afghanistan has increased 400% this year alone.

I’m not surprised that their little house of cards started collapsing the moment they take power.

How about you stop with the disloyalty to everyone who came up with our attack plan. First Colon Powell, now Rummy? Good luck finding someone to help you plan your next invasion, because there seems to be no job security for anyone in your administration.

I don’t know if this is the “new Bush” that isn’t going to stay the course, but I want the old Bush back. The Bush that had a plan and wasn’t afraid to not deviate from it just because other people didn’t understand what was going on. Changing our strategy now only sends a message to our enemies that we are weak and invites them to invade our country or attack our troops overseas.