Well, as you’ve learned, I’ve spent the last several weeks in state custody. Due to the ongoing case I can’t comment on specifics but I will say that the charges are bunk and are sexual in nature. They stem from some of my research work and the cattle traps I’ve been setting this year to capture the live bait needed for my Sasquatch snares.

As with many innovators throughout history, my methods and my mind are ahead of their time. I have no doubts that when history looks back on the path that was taken to discover the great ape, it will look favorably on my research and praise my methods as revolutionary and cunning. Until then, I must live with the disgrace brought upon me by a diabolical legal system and the scarlet letter of shame is has branded me with.

As much as it pains me to say, I must leave the only home I’ve known for the last few years and move to a new state, one more accepting of sasquatch research and other so-called perversions. I had hoped to find such a place in Utah, but that is clearly not the case. The people of Utah are a closed-minded bunch, unable to see past their own righteousness to the promise of my bovine lures and their ability to attract hidden primates. The people of Utah have driven me away and I will no longer allow myself to be an asset to such a place. When I am recognized for my work, I will not have Utah listed as my home state. I have chosen Idaho as my new home.

Idaho offers many benefits over my adopted home Utah. With their experience recently dealing with the Larry Craig incident(s), they understand how someone can do something very innocent and be accused a heinous sexual crime. They are also a state who has embraced Sasquatch research, specifically at the Idaho State University where one of the world’s foremost researchers is harbored.

My move is already underway and within the next few weeks I hope to be as far away from Utah as one can get.

I’d like to thank everyone for their support and kind words while I was doing hard time. Your prayers meant more to me than you or I will ever know.