Chuck Norris is, without question, the greatest living American blogger, if not the greatest American period! He can fight, he can write. His jeans are tight, and he’s always right. Say what you will about beefcake homos like Jean Claude or Segal—I don’t really care—but if you ever suggest Norris is anything short of brilliant—you and I have a serious problem.

In one of his most recent posts, Norris deftly explains the connections between hispanics (especially those who don’t speak English well), terrorist attacks on US soil (as well as their likely increase as a result of moving terror suspects to Kansas from Cuba), and the duty we owe to the families of the victims of 9/11 to send the illegals back where they came from.

Not one to simply throw out problems caused by liberals that are as simple to fix as immigration, he also lists his solutions. Well, they’re mostly Newt Gingrich’s solutions, but Chuck has conveniently listed them so they’re easy to read in one place. I suggest you go through his articles, and if you’re not already reading his site religiously, you should start.

In my house, when Chuck Norris comes on the television, we stand and solute. I would hope you start a similar tradition in your family, because, as Chuck quotes from the bible, “Like a dog that returns to its vomit [or feces] is a fool who repeats his folly.”

Don’t repeat your folly by returning to your vomit.

I’m almost never wrong about anything, as most of you know. But I’ve always said that when I was, I would step up and admit it. Now, I’m not wrong this time as all of the stuff that’s being mentioned here I’ve considered myself many times but chosen not to say anything about it…but since I didn’t make any of my thoughts clear on the matter, I thought I’d give credit where credit was due and repost the comments by Kiquer as a response to this thread, here for everyone to read:

Kiquer wrote:

There is not a threat of “Aliens from above” but rather from below. Man has known this for generations, and warnings have been encoded in our lexicon, from the Holy Bible to the works of H.G. Wells (who’s scientific discoveries were lightly veiled as fiction.)

It is a sign of dangerous times when we ignore the Demons Below, and instead cast our eyes skyward.

This lake was obviously pulled underground. Sub-Terrestrials normally have constant supply from underground rivers and lakes. But as Man continues to build water conservation projects, less rain will be available underground.

Expect to see more conflicts like this in the future.

He then wrote:

Kiquer wrote:

Mr. Bahl,

Why is the most obvious answer so frequently overlooked?

You yourself identified the core issue when you suggested camouflaging the major water supplies. Intellegent creatures don’t leave their precious resources out for anyone to grab. They hide them.

And then they hide with them.

A long time ago, Mesonychidae walked the surface of the Earth. The smarter of these mammals returned to the safety of the ocean. They became Dolphins. The dumb ones stayed on the surface and became Donkeys.

When Man reached sufficient intellegence he left the open grasslands for the safety of the Cave. And he didn’t come out until his weapons had sufficiently evolved.

Why is it hard to realize that another species of highly intellegent mammal also left the Earth’s surface. It made it’s home in the same place we put the President of the United States when we fear a nuclear attack. UNDERGROUND!

By mentioning your UFO research, you must be aquainted with the ever accumulating evidence regarding humanoid Greys. We know that UFOs exist, and yet curiously, when dirigibles became popular, most UFO sightings mentioned “Cigar shaped craft.” Later, when human airships became skinnned with aluminum, UFOs also took the form of aluminum covered saucers. As our technology progresses, so seemingly do the craft of the “Men from Outer Space.”

Now is it more likely that a race of extremely similar creatures - living LIGHT YEARS AWAY - just happen to match us step for step technically? Or is it more likely that the Greys have been here all along and are STEALING OUR TECHNOLOGY?

Greys abduct people, violate them anally, and then say they live an impossible distance away. Of course they do! Why is it that the only way to go where they live is to violate the Laws of Physics? Did the Good Book’s warning against the “Prince of Lies” fall upon deaf ears?

If we would only recognized that the source of trouble lies deep beneath our feet; perhaps we would band together and confront this common enemy.

Posted on 25-Jun-07 at 10:03 pm

And then this:

Kiquer wrote:

There are no philosophical tracts which espouse this so called “theory.” I am not sure why the scales have fallen from my eyes and not the eyes of others. But through the faculty of Reason, which God has granted to all Men, perhaps we can see the Truth and thus be saved.

If you want general thematic confirmation, consider comparative religious studies. IN ALL CASES, ‘Angels come from Above’, and ‘Demons from Below’. It is only in our perverse times that we have invented Demons from Above (UFOs) while ignoring the obvious and revealed Truth. Ask yourself, why is it with all the evidence of Greys, your choice is to believe they came an impossible distance, or to deny their existence all together? Where is there NEVER the choice to follow the illustrated biology of this planet? Is this due to the deceptive nature of demons?

H.G. Wells, as I have mentioned before, was prescient beyond being an “Author of Fiction.” A current theme in science fiction today features Wells as a man with extraordinary knowledge through direct experience.

However, although we know time travel is possible (through “worm hole” technology) it is only feasible when a Time Traveler can voyage BACK to when the device was constructed. Thus we know Wells’ “Time Machine” novella was based upon something other than his direct experience.

In Wells’ “Time Machine”, the Morlocks are a demonic humanoid race which live underground, while the simple and docile Eloi exist above ground in a fabricated Garden of Eden. Essentially the Elio are raised like sheep for the consumption of the Morlocks. Sound familiar? Obviously this is not the “Distant Future” that Wells purports it to be. But perhaps he had extraordinary knowledge of the Past. Or Present?

When it comes to men, I like those who kick butt. Chuck Norris, Airwolf, Bruce Lee if he wasn’t Asian. I like guys who kill, I don’t like guys who play electric guitar. The Nuge has been a bit of a gray area for me. He kills…but he also plays the devil’s banjo. I think now in his golden years though, he’s settled down a bit and is more about killing than about rocking out.

He’s also about telling the truth, no matter how hard it is for liberals to hear.

Though there was more to read than I could get through, the beginning of this article from a few days ago talks about how vegetarians are pushing to get their vegetables into us, but we’re not pushing our meat inside them. We’re the tolerant ones!

I’ve long had a similar argument that we should leave the pedophiles alone. It’s not like they’re trying to turn everyone into pedophiles. Live and let live I say.

Anyway, I’d like to send out a personal thanks to the Nuge for sticking his neck out there to speak the truth on many topics. Ted, if you’re reading this and if you’re ever in Utah, you are welcome to sleep in my guest bedroom if you need a place to crash. (please contact me if you are though, because the room is used mostly for storage right now, so it would be nice if I had a few days so my wife to clean it up for you).

Big news today for the Loch Ness “Monster” community. The Associated Press is reporting that the legendary creature has finally been filmed. This MSNBC article says that Gordon Holmes, a laboratory scientist, has captured proof of a 45 foof long black creature moving quickly in the water.

Even the notoriously anti-Nessie Scottish media has had to admit this is the real deal:

Holmes’ footage is of such good quality that even the normally reticent BBC Scotland aired the video on its main news program Tuesday.

Check out the story and film here.

Nobody can deny the amazing spiritual and paranormal gifts possessed by world-renowned psychic and medium, Sylvia Browne. She can talk to the dead, she can see into the past, she can foresee the future—she’s even seen Heaven itself. She is probably the most amazing person ever to be born on this Earth besides Jesus Christ and possibly Dale Earnhardt. One need only tune into the Montel Williams Show any Wednesday afternoon to see proof of that.

Despite her greatness on television, many of you still don’t know the full extent of her teachings. Browne has penned numerous books and is the founder of The Society of Novus Spiritus, a Gnostic Christian organization that tries to follow the same philosophies that Jesus himself did.

One of the most wonderful things about Sylvia’s teachings, other than her precise descriptions of heaven, angels, and the spirit world’s intricacies, is that she focuses on love and the white light of peace and harmony. The more I found out about her and her church, the more I knew it would mesh seamlessly with my own Jediism and Evangelical Christianity. I’ve always felt that one can’t have to many synchronous faiths, (so long as none of them are Judaic derivatives), and this one would fit nicely into my collection.

After learning more about some of her philosophies, I decided I would like to meet some of her followers. A quick Google search led me to an online forum run by Sylvia’s son’s girlfriend and endorsed by Sylvia herself, the Go Silvia Brown message board. I quickly signed up and jumped in to the fascinating conversations with some amazing people (or so I thought).

At first I was amazed by how open and loving the members of this community were. It reminded me very much of my experiences in the Jedi realist communities. Everyone was very supportive and very loving. I opened up my soul and shared like I haven’t shared in years. I told some stories of my past, my validations, divulged that my spiritual totem was the noble platypus, and explained some of the things that led me to Sylvia and her fan site.

The love fest didn’t last long though. Like with most aging hippies, their anger, contempt, and genuine hatred of others fueled the fire that quickly devoured any love and understanding they’d previously shown me. For the short time I participated on their forums, I endured a well-coordinated gang rape of my ideas. They attacked my Jedi beliefs, my heritage, even the way I spoke. Clearly the message of love had been forgotten and in its place was a mob dedicated only to my virtual destruction.

The emotional brutality I experienced at the hands of these so-called peaceful people became unbearable. Eventually I gave up hope of fitting in with this group and gave up completely. Though I did meet some nice people there, there are truly some dark souls who follow this wonderful woman’s teachings. They will all be in my prayers of course, but if you’re interested in finding out more about Sylvia Browne and her amazing gifts I’d encourage you to focus on the woman herself and stay clear of her ruthless, blood-sucking fans.

Update: It turns out some of the people on the site were not true Sylvia fans, but bored Skeptics looking to cause trouble. In finding this out, the administrator of the site took action to see that these people weren’t allowed to post anymore. Unfortunately, she elected to “promote” two of the least-loving, most-angry users on the site to help her. These two individuals followed me around mercilessly poking fun at me, usually for being a Jedi.

Update #2: They banned me from participating in the forums. I believe they did this because I am a practicing Jedi.

Neil H. Rodreick posed as a 7th grade student in various middle schools in a successful ploy to engage in sexual contact with various males and females. Without a doubt this man should be put to death, but we should also look at what causes these types of obsessions in grown men. To many it’s a mystery, but for those of us who pick up our children at a middle school every day there’s little doubt what charged this man’s perversions:

Sexy underage girls.

Back when I was in school, school girls looked their age and dressed the part. Today, it’s a far different story. It’s difficult for me to tell if I’ve inadvertently driven to a strip club when I go to pick up my kids at middle school. I’m a strong-willed man, so it’s nothing more than innocent entertainment for me, but I can certainly see how a weak-minded individual might fall victim to these girls overt sexual advertising.

For those of us who have a firm understanding of the power of demonic possession and Satanism, it’s no surprise when we find clear examples of evil embracing evil in society. When there is one evil power in the world it’s bad, but when they join forces and take on the powers of the other evil force it often results in unimaginable power that could quickly overtake our moral high ground if gone unchallenged.

The most recent example I’ve seen is Islamic extremists and vampires. I’m not sure why I never saw the danger of this union in the past, extremists in Iraq are good at one thing: spilling blood. It’s not widely reported, but the middle east is currently the preferred resting place for vampires—largely because of availability of blood I presume. It was only a matter of time before the two forces merged. Here’s a quote from the article:

“We are the Muslims,” said Omar Brooks, an extremist also known as Abu Izzadeen. “We drink the blood of the enemy, and we can face them anywhere. That is Islam and that is jihad.”

As with any vampire outbreak throughout history, this one is sure to grow. Hopefully we’re not so mired in politically correct skepticism that we fail to deal with this threat and drive a spike through the heart of this diabolical enemy before it’s too late.