I posed a challenge to the Godless science-worshipers who are wasting their lives on the forums at The Skeptics Guide to The Universe to help me think up some more SCIENTIFIC reasons that we should have September 11th off from work. Needless to say, they couldn’t come up with a single scientific reason…in fact, other than the title of this post and some name calling, I didn’t get much from them at all.

Here are the reasons I’ve come up with on my own:

1. It’s proven to be bad luck. The worst national tragedy our nation has ever faced happened on this day.

2. Terrorists like anniversaries and routinely make threats to coincide with Sept. 11th. Going to work could pose a legitimate threat to the security of our nation.

3. The 9/11 victims would have wanted us to take the day off.

4. It’s hard to get back into the spirit of work after Labor Day, this would be a nice transition back into productivity. Probably pretty good for the economy.

5. Martin Luther King Jr. Day is a Federal holiday, but not 9/11. It really seems to me like we’re playing God with the Federal Holiday schedule.

I’m sure there are others, but I feel this list is comprehensive enough that some changes should be made. As for me, I’ll go to work and collect the paycheck, but I’ll be damned if I lift a finger to actually do anything on this day of remembrance.

Also, God Bless fire fighters, the real heroes in our War on Terror.

In the long awaited follow up to Osama bin Laden’s 2004 video tape, the recent installation includes statements that berate the very supporters of O’Laden: Democrats. Placing the blame for the continuing violence squarely on their shoulders.

In his newest video he also recommends a few books that he feels Americans might enjoy.

Al-Qaeda, Osama bin Laden, has signed on to participate in a video production that will coincide with the sixth anniversary of 9/11 (I believe that’s the Amethyst anniversary). No word yet on the message he’ll be delivering.

Chuck Norris is, without question, the greatest living American blogger, if not the greatest American period! He can fight, he can write. His jeans are tight, and he’s always right. Say what you will about beefcake homos like Jean Claude or Segal—I don’t really care—but if you ever suggest Norris is anything short of brilliant—you and I have a serious problem.

In one of his most recent posts, Norris deftly explains the connections between hispanics (especially those who don’t speak English well), terrorist attacks on US soil (as well as their likely increase as a result of moving terror suspects to Kansas from Cuba), and the duty we owe to the families of the victims of 9/11 to send the illegals back where they came from.

Not one to simply throw out problems caused by liberals that are as simple to fix as immigration, he also lists his solutions. Well, they’re mostly Newt Gingrich’s solutions, but Chuck has conveniently listed them so they’re easy to read in one place. I suggest you go through his articles, and if you’re not already reading his site religiously, you should start.

In my house, when Chuck Norris comes on the television, we stand and solute. I would hope you start a similar tradition in your family, because, as Chuck quotes from the bible, “Like a dog that returns to its vomit [or feces] is a fool who repeats his folly.”

Don’t repeat your folly by returning to your vomit.

I wish more states would do this, but I guess the rest of them forgot they are at war. I hope all of my readers in Oklahoma will get this plate at let its bright reflection shine like a beacon of hope for those us who still remember than no matter if you live in the one of the World’s Capitol cities like New York City or London, or you live in Oklahoma, there are always terrorist who need reminding that we haven’t forgot about them and we still hope to have the opportunity to kill them.

14 bodies have been recovered in the Philippines, some of them decapitated, after a deadly attack by Marines on a MILF stronghold, searching for a kidnapped Italian priest.

But Mohagher Iqbal, chief negotiator for the Muslim separatist Moro Islamic Liberation Front, which is engaged in peace talks with the government, said his forces fought back after marines attacked a MILF stronghold.

He denied his forces were responsible for the beheadings, saying he would investigate. Four MILF members were killed in the fighting while seven others were wounded, he added.

In what I view as an act of passive aggression towards the United States, China has placed heavy limitations on organ transplants for non-Chinese patients.

Read here:

BEIJING - China issued guidelines Tuesday restricting organ transplants for foreigners, giving priority to Chinese patients in the government’s latest effort to regulate procedures that have been criticized as profit-driven and unethical.

Little information about China’s lucrative transplant business is publicly available. One human rights activist said there is fierce competition among hospitals to attract the foreigners, who make up an estimated 30 to 40 percent of transplant patients in China.

I’m almost never wrong about anything, as most of you know. But I’ve always said that when I was, I would step up and admit it. Now, I’m not wrong this time as all of the stuff that’s being mentioned here I’ve considered myself many times but chosen not to say anything about it…but since I didn’t make any of my thoughts clear on the matter, I thought I’d give credit where credit was due and repost the comments by Kiquer as a response to this thread, here for everyone to read:

Kiquer wrote:

There is not a threat of “Aliens from above” but rather from below. Man has known this for generations, and warnings have been encoded in our lexicon, from the Holy Bible to the works of H.G. Wells (who’s scientific discoveries were lightly veiled as fiction.)

It is a sign of dangerous times when we ignore the Demons Below, and instead cast our eyes skyward.

This lake was obviously pulled underground. Sub-Terrestrials normally have constant supply from underground rivers and lakes. But as Man continues to build water conservation projects, less rain will be available underground.

Expect to see more conflicts like this in the future.

He then wrote:

Kiquer wrote:

Mr. Bahl,

Why is the most obvious answer so frequently overlooked?

You yourself identified the core issue when you suggested camouflaging the major water supplies. Intellegent creatures don’t leave their precious resources out for anyone to grab. They hide them.

And then they hide with them.

A long time ago, Mesonychidae walked the surface of the Earth. The smarter of these mammals returned to the safety of the ocean. They became Dolphins. The dumb ones stayed on the surface and became Donkeys.

When Man reached sufficient intellegence he left the open grasslands for the safety of the Cave. And he didn’t come out until his weapons had sufficiently evolved.

Why is it hard to realize that another species of highly intellegent mammal also left the Earth’s surface. It made it’s home in the same place we put the President of the United States when we fear a nuclear attack. UNDERGROUND!

By mentioning your UFO research, you must be aquainted with the ever accumulating evidence regarding humanoid Greys. We know that UFOs exist, and yet curiously, when dirigibles became popular, most UFO sightings mentioned “Cigar shaped craft.” Later, when human airships became skinnned with aluminum, UFOs also took the form of aluminum covered saucers. As our technology progresses, so seemingly do the craft of the “Men from Outer Space.”

Now is it more likely that a race of extremely similar creatures - living LIGHT YEARS AWAY - just happen to match us step for step technically? Or is it more likely that the Greys have been here all along and are STEALING OUR TECHNOLOGY?

Greys abduct people, violate them anally, and then say they live an impossible distance away. Of course they do! Why is it that the only way to go where they live is to violate the Laws of Physics? Did the Good Book’s warning against the “Prince of Lies” fall upon deaf ears?

If we would only recognized that the source of trouble lies deep beneath our feet; perhaps we would band together and confront this common enemy.

Posted on 25-Jun-07 at 10:03 pm

And then this:

Kiquer wrote:

There are no philosophical tracts which espouse this so called “theory.” I am not sure why the scales have fallen from my eyes and not the eyes of others. But through the faculty of Reason, which God has granted to all Men, perhaps we can see the Truth and thus be saved.

If you want general thematic confirmation, consider comparative religious studies. IN ALL CASES, ‘Angels come from Above’, and ‘Demons from Below’. It is only in our perverse times that we have invented Demons from Above (UFOs) while ignoring the obvious and revealed Truth. Ask yourself, why is it with all the evidence of Greys, your choice is to believe they came an impossible distance, or to deny their existence all together? Where is there NEVER the choice to follow the illustrated biology of this planet? Is this due to the deceptive nature of demons?

H.G. Wells, as I have mentioned before, was prescient beyond being an “Author of Fiction.” A current theme in science fiction today features Wells as a man with extraordinary knowledge through direct experience.

However, although we know time travel is possible (through “worm hole” technology) it is only feasible when a Time Traveler can voyage BACK to when the device was constructed. Thus we know Wells’ “Time Machine” novella was based upon something other than his direct experience.

In Wells’ “Time Machine”, the Morlocks are a demonic humanoid race which live underground, while the simple and docile Eloi exist above ground in a fabricated Garden of Eden. Essentially the Elio are raised like sheep for the consumption of the Morlocks. Sound familiar? Obviously this is not the “Distant Future” that Wells purports it to be. But perhaps he had extraordinary knowledge of the Past. Or Present?

What happens to our dangerous toys? We’ve all seen the recall lists in the media telling us which products are no longer safe for our children. Where do these toys go once we trade them in for safer versions?

As a follow-up to an earlier post I made about taking out terrorists as children, it seems to me we could airdrop recalled American toys into Iraq and other terrorist breeding grounds and let nature take its course. If we were quite about it, Liberals would probably buy into the program as some sort of “Toys for innocent kids” crap. In fact, we could get them to fund the whole thing for us.

The more future terrorists who break their necks riding through Iraqi roads on Heelies, the fewer will be around to ride through Iraqi roads on, well, on whatever terrorists drive when they’re adults. Stolen Hummers and Camels mostly I would guess.

I think any sane person knows that the only reason we’ve been so focused on precision raids and smart-bomb attacks on known terrorist locations in the War on Terror is to appease the sissy liberals in Washington. These cry-babies call themselves men even though everything out of their mouth sounds like something that a woman would say! They’re worried about killing innocent Iraqi people, they’re worried about…well, I don’t really care what they’re worried about anymore, gas prices are inconveniently high. It’s time for some precision attacks on the root of the problem. Take out the terrorists before they grow into a real threat. Take them out in the schools or take them out in the testes.

Between gas prices going through the roof, American citizens living in fear awaiting the inevitable coming terror attack on our home soil, and most recently the disappearance of honey bees, it’s time to stop pretending like we don’t know how to end this once and for all. If we stop forcing our troops to track down the more dangerous older groups of terrorists and instead force them to start taking out the kids, not only will we see coalition casualties go down, but we’ll be one generation closer to peace. When those coalition casualties go down we can reallocate military doctors to perform mandatory sterilizations on enemy citizens with their newfound spare time.

This story reminded me to bring this up. Apparently the US-funded Iraqi Kindergarten classrooms are nothing more than little terror incubators.

BAGHDAD, Iraq (CNN) — At a recent kindergarten graduation ceremony, young girls smiled behind their brightly colored princess dresses and the boys showed off their best dress shirts. They sipped on juice boxes, played on swings and jumped on and off seesaws.

It was a welcome relief from the war that surrounds them. But when these 5-year-olds spoke, it became apparent just how much the ongoing violence has affected them.

“I’m going to bomb, bomb, bomb the school with everybody in it,” said Omar Hussein, as he clutched a pink toy airplane.

At another point, a girl enthusiastically sang, “I give a knife to my father to slaughter the chicken. He gives me a machine gun and a rifle. Now, I am a soldier in the liberation army.”

It’s time to give them a taste of their own medicine. They like leaving things around that explode? Well, we’ll start putting anti-freeze in CapriSuns and leaving them around as a quenching refreshment on a hot desert-day.

Sure, nobody likes to talk about killing kids, but when you’re an occupying force, sometimes you need to do things that you don’t want to do in order to earn the admiration and respect of the locals.