Friend-of-Fixd, Gitty, points to this article at Fox News discussing a team of Bigfoot researchers going to Michigan to search for the great beast. I can’t say I’m too excited about this particular project as they turned down my request to participate in this expedition.

I doubt they’ll have much success without me, but wish them the best of luck. If they find a Sasquatch, I hope they’re able to kill it.

I posed a challenge to the Godless science-worshipers who are wasting their lives on the forums at The Skeptics Guide to The Universe to help me think up some more SCIENTIFIC reasons that we should have September 11th off from work. Needless to say, they couldn’t come up with a single scientific reason…in fact, other than the title of this post and some name calling, I didn’t get much from them at all.

Here are the reasons I’ve come up with on my own:

1. It’s proven to be bad luck. The worst national tragedy our nation has ever faced happened on this day.

2. Terrorists like anniversaries and routinely make threats to coincide with Sept. 11th. Going to work could pose a legitimate threat to the security of our nation.

3. The 9/11 victims would have wanted us to take the day off.

4. It’s hard to get back into the spirit of work after Labor Day, this would be a nice transition back into productivity. Probably pretty good for the economy.

5. Martin Luther King Jr. Day is a Federal holiday, but not 9/11. It really seems to me like we’re playing God with the Federal Holiday schedule.

I’m sure there are others, but I feel this list is comprehensive enough that some changes should be made. As for me, I’ll go to work and collect the paycheck, but I’ll be damned if I lift a finger to actually do anything on this day of remembrance.

Also, God Bless fire fighters, the real heroes in our War on Terror.

Chuck Norris is, without question, the greatest living American blogger, if not the greatest American period! He can fight, he can write. His jeans are tight, and he’s always right. Say what you will about beefcake homos like Jean Claude or Segal—I don’t really care—but if you ever suggest Norris is anything short of brilliant—you and I have a serious problem.

In one of his most recent posts, Norris deftly explains the connections between hispanics (especially those who don’t speak English well), terrorist attacks on US soil (as well as their likely increase as a result of moving terror suspects to Kansas from Cuba), and the duty we owe to the families of the victims of 9/11 to send the illegals back where they came from.

Not one to simply throw out problems caused by liberals that are as simple to fix as immigration, he also lists his solutions. Well, they’re mostly Newt Gingrich’s solutions, but Chuck has conveniently listed them so they’re easy to read in one place. I suggest you go through his articles, and if you’re not already reading his site religiously, you should start.

In my house, when Chuck Norris comes on the television, we stand and solute. I would hope you start a similar tradition in your family, because, as Chuck quotes from the bible, “Like a dog that returns to its vomit [or feces] is a fool who repeats his folly.”

Don’t repeat your folly by returning to your vomit.

In what I view as an act of passive aggression towards the United States, China has placed heavy limitations on organ transplants for non-Chinese patients.

Read here:

BEIJING - China issued guidelines Tuesday restricting organ transplants for foreigners, giving priority to Chinese patients in the government’s latest effort to regulate procedures that have been criticized as profit-driven and unethical.

Little information about China’s lucrative transplant business is publicly available. One human rights activist said there is fierce competition among hospitals to attract the foreigners, who make up an estimated 30 to 40 percent of transplant patients in China.

When it comes to men, I like those who kick butt. Chuck Norris, Airwolf, Bruce Lee if he wasn’t Asian. I like guys who kill, I don’t like guys who play electric guitar. The Nuge has been a bit of a gray area for me. He kills…but he also plays the devil’s banjo. I think now in his golden years though, he’s settled down a bit and is more about killing than about rocking out.

He’s also about telling the truth, no matter how hard it is for liberals to hear.

Though there was more to read than I could get through, the beginning of this article from a few days ago talks about how vegetarians are pushing to get their vegetables into us, but we’re not pushing our meat inside them. We’re the tolerant ones!

I’ve long had a similar argument that we should leave the pedophiles alone. It’s not like they’re trying to turn everyone into pedophiles. Live and let live I say.

Anyway, I’d like to send out a personal thanks to the Nuge for sticking his neck out there to speak the truth on many topics. Ted, if you’re reading this and if you’re ever in Utah, you are welcome to sleep in my guest bedroom if you need a place to crash. (please contact me if you are though, because the room is used mostly for storage right now, so it would be nice if I had a few days so my wife to clean it up for you).

A Jacksonville man grabbed his shotgun and raced to help his just-shot neighbor only to be rewarded by losing his job for brandishing a firearm. This is what happens when homosexuals make corporate policy, folks. It’s time we start rewarding those brave enough to brandish their weapons, not take away their living. Do you really want to make the guy with the shotgun mad, hippies?

“I was expecting work to give me some kind of commendation,” said Bruley, 24. “I was totally blown back. It was a crisis that most people don’t go through.”

I haven’t had a chance to read this entire article, but apparently Congress is putting curbs on Mexican roads. I’ll come back and edit this post later when I have more time to research everything, but wanted you to see where your money is going now.

I’m sure this has something to do with sleepy latinos driving off the road because their curb feelers aren’t coming in contact with anything. Let me know your thoughts.

Bush is frustrated with the liberals in Congress. Who can blame him. It’s been 57 days since he requested money to fund the military efforts in Iraq and Afghanistan. Instead of writing the check, Congress went to spring break.

I don’t care if we’re talking about the $100 billion Bush requested for Iraq, or the $236 I owe in child support. If a payment is made at 60+ days, it should go on your credit score and collection efforts should begin. Maybe if we started holding Congress personally responsible and applying some of these payment lapses to their personal credit and putting liens on their mansions, things would start happening faster.

note: The $236 back child support payment was made some time ago, I’m just using it as an example.

Only a few days have passed since I first commented on how best a talentless sculptor can get attention, but that was enough time for David Cordero, a student at the Chicago Art School, to see it and create this tasteless evidence of the failure of America’s liberal education system.

Michael Jackson is exploring the creation of a desert-wandering 50 foot robot made in his likeness. The monster would shoot laser beams and wander through the deserts outside of Las Vegas. I’m sure we’ll hear more about this in the coming weeks and months, but I would like to put a quick warning out to anyone in Jackson’s camp who is reading this:

Please be sure this thing could never be “hijacked” and used against us!

So far the plan is to make sure it’s the first thing people see when they fly in to Las Vegas…let’s make sure it’s not the last.