Sun Tzu, the Japanese self-help author wrote, “You can stop the Samurai from going to battle, but you can’t keep him from being a Samurai!” I’m paraphrasing as I haven’t read the book in a few years, but that’s basically what he said. What it means is that if you’re a warrior, you’re always a warrior. It’s like when those magical homos Seigbert and Roy got eaten by one of their lions a few years ago after they tried to domesticate it. It just doesn’t work.

Animals like to kill, it’s as simple as that. It’s what they were trained to do and it’s the only thing that brings them joy. Take a look at any small-breed dog, they look miserable. It’s because they sit around all day with nothing to do, wishing they were big enough to fight.

Michael Vick was persecuted as a monster rather than being honored as an animal liberator. A man who brought hope to many pit bulls who would otherwise have spent their lives licking their sacks like their non-fighting sisified bretheren in the dog world. Once proud fighting machines, these brave animals have been put out to pasture in my former home-state, Utah.

It’s a sad day when these great animals are not allowed to participate in the sport they once loved.

Many agree that women should be allowed at least some voting rights on certain things, especially those related to domestic issues in the home. But when are womens’ voting rights more important than the welfare of our society—or national security?

Interestingly enough, women were first allowed to vote only when their husband’s were unable to. Presumably the idea was that they would cast an identical vote to that of their husband had he been able to cast it himself. This practice began with Mrs. Josiah Taft—or Lydia Taft as she’s known to most—when she was allowed to vote on a few local matters beginning in the year 1756. This “right” was granted to her due to the untimely and disorganized death of her husband, a prominent land owner with varied local interests that required input from his estate. Since he was already dead, they allowed the old lady to vote for him.

Though history is very kind to these events as they relate to women’s rights, it’s pretty clear to me that in reality Mrs. Taft’s participation was a complete disaster since after this initial proof-of-concept ran its course women weren’t allowed to officially vote again in the United States until 1893 when Colorado was blue-balled into submission, followed shortly after by my two spineless adopted home states: Liberal-pandering Utah and Gay-harboring Idaho.

Finally in 1920 the controversial 19th Amendment was ratified and we’ve been paying for it ever since with a seemingly endless string of vagina-sympathizing leaders starting with Warren G. Harding in 1921 (1 year after the 19th became law)—considered by most to be one of the least effective, most politically impotent presidents ever to have held office. Fortunately he died of a heart attack before he was able to do too much damage to anyone but himself.

As with many things in life, when the squeaky wheel gets lubricated nobody pays attention to it any longer. Now that women have the constitutional right to vote, nobody has stopped to see how it’s working out.

It’s time to start asking some hard questions…actually, the questions are pretty easy, let’s just ask them.

Is the world a better place now that women can vote?

Why can’t she do her duties to begin with? Men have a lot to worry about already.

The answer to these question is mostly, “no”, though some are “yes”…and a few require further elaboration. The point is that we’re no better off now than we were hundreds of years ago before anyone had even heard of Lydia Taft.

Everything that was bad before they could vote is still plaguing us. But now, we find ourselves losing some of the good things that we had prior to their being able to vote because women spend all their time voting for things, having kids without men, and taking our jobs.

It’s time to stop ignoring centuries of evidence that clearly shows that women voting simply doesn’t work. I hear a lot about a woman’s right to choose. It’s time we men exercise our own right to choose and we should choose that women can’t vote anymore.

Well, as you’ve learned, I’ve spent the last several weeks in state custody. Due to the ongoing case I can’t comment on specifics but I will say that the charges are bunk and are sexual in nature. They stem from some of my research work and the cattle traps I’ve been setting this year to capture the live bait needed for my Sasquatch snares.

As with many innovators throughout history, my methods and my mind are ahead of their time. I have no doubts that when history looks back on the path that was taken to discover the great ape, it will look favorably on my research and praise my methods as revolutionary and cunning. Until then, I must live with the disgrace brought upon me by a diabolical legal system and the scarlet letter of shame is has branded me with.

As much as it pains me to say, I must leave the only home I’ve known for the last few years and move to a new state, one more accepting of sasquatch research and other so-called perversions. I had hoped to find such a place in Utah, but that is clearly not the case. The people of Utah are a closed-minded bunch, unable to see past their own righteousness to the promise of my bovine lures and their ability to attract hidden primates. The people of Utah have driven me away and I will no longer allow myself to be an asset to such a place. When I am recognized for my work, I will not have Utah listed as my home state. I have chosen Idaho as my new home.

Idaho offers many benefits over my adopted home Utah. With their experience recently dealing with the Larry Craig incident(s), they understand how someone can do something very innocent and be accused a heinous sexual crime. They are also a state who has embraced Sasquatch research, specifically at the Idaho State University where one of the world’s foremost researchers is harbored.

My move is already underway and within the next few weeks I hope to be as far away from Utah as one can get.

I’d like to thank everyone for their support and kind words while I was doing hard time. Your prayers meant more to me than you or I will ever know.

You’d think God would have jurisdiction over his own country, but that’s not the case anymore. The Forest Service has stepped in and is making it difficult for a local Bigfoot-tracking team to do their work since they don’t have the proper permits. Please contact your closest Forest Service office and let them know this important work must continue in order for our own species to survive.

I’m no computer expert, or web master, or whatever techno-name you technofiliacs like to be called these days. When it comes to technology I’ve always asked the question, “After the bombs fall, do you want to know how to build a shelter using animal hides, or do you want to know how to touch-type?”

Since I’m more likely to be doing something useful with my time, like rotating survival rations from my camo pack to my wife’s*, I’m glad that there are those who keep a close watch on technology and the threats it may bring into our lives.

My state, Utah, has long been plagued with some of the highest pornography-addition, child-pornography, date-rape, and child-molestation rates in the United States. Many locals attribute this to the Godless 30% of this state who are not members of the LDS church, but I’m more likely to blame this problem on the weak laws about morality our State has. That’s why I was pleased to see that our Governor isn’t sitting idly by while pornography ruins more lives.

I’m not entirely sure what a lot of the techno-jargon in this new law means, but I am confident that those who use their time to understand it all have come up with the best-possible solution.

*I’m starting a new page on this site dedicated to giving survival tips. You can view the beginnings of this page here.

Unapologetically gay Democrat State Senator Scott McCoy has modified legislation that, ironically, was intended to increase punishments for sex crimes in Utah to make it easier for some to participate in certain sex crimes.

WARNING: I’ll tread lightly and try to be clear without being too graphic, but some may be offended by the very nature of the unnatural acts being described in the Utah Legislature.

It’s pretty clear to those of us on the moral right why Mr. McCoy needs this change in legislation, but what some may not realize is that this opens up the floodgates of perversion to not only homosexuals, but straight couples as well. Sodomy is often misunderstood to only include a man having sexual intercourse with the excretory orifice located between the cheeks of another mans buttocks, but it can mean the same thing with a woman. Besides this disturbing act, it can also include the insertion of ones genitals into another persons mouth.

To add insult to injury, I don’t believe there to be any unique law for any combination of these acts, I think it all falls under the category of “sodomy”. For example, if one were to insert his aroused genitalia into another man’s anus and then withdraw it and immediately insert it into the awaiting mouth of third partner (male or female), I believe this will still only constitute a single charge of sodomy under the current law, perhaps two counts of sodomy, but nothing more.

I find the very nature of this discussion in the Utah Senate to be very inappropriate, but it does illustrate the need to keep this law on the books. I can’t imagine the frustration a police officer would have to endure if he were to witness such depravity and not be able to somehow insert his authority and handcuff the participants.

State Rep Carl Wimmer, the original sponsor of the bill had this to say about the issue, “I personally have a problem with sodomy…” One of my local heroes, Senator Chris Buttars feels that this will only serve to encourage people to engage in Sodomy. I couldn’t agree more with Mr. Buttars, if there is no law in place to keep people from sodomizing each other, what possible reason could they have to not engage in this type of perversion?

I’m sure we’ll be hearing a lot more about this in the news, I plan to use the remainder of the day to do further research on Sodomy in its various forms.

So far, I’ve primarily kept to national/global stories and stayed away from stories that are local only to me and other Utahns. There’s been a lot going on lately in the greatest state in the union, so I’ll be posting a few nuggets of info that will be valuable to everyone, but especially interesting to others in this state.

I’ve always said that Utah is a few years ahead of the times, and if you want to know what’s going to be happening in a few years in other states, just look at Utah today.