Chuck Norris is, without question, the greatest living American blogger, if not the greatest American period! He can fight, he can write. His jeans are tight, and he’s always right. Say what you will about beefcake homos like Jean Claude or Segal—I don’t really care—but if you ever suggest Norris is anything short of brilliant—you and I have a serious problem.

In one of his most recent posts, Norris deftly explains the connections between hispanics (especially those who don’t speak English well), terrorist attacks on US soil (as well as their likely increase as a result of moving terror suspects to Kansas from Cuba), and the duty we owe to the families of the victims of 9/11 to send the illegals back where they came from.

Not one to simply throw out problems caused by liberals that are as simple to fix as immigration, he also lists his solutions. Well, they’re mostly Newt Gingrich’s solutions, but Chuck has conveniently listed them so they’re easy to read in one place. I suggest you go through his articles, and if you’re not already reading his site religiously, you should start.

In my house, when Chuck Norris comes on the television, we stand and solute. I would hope you start a similar tradition in your family, because, as Chuck quotes from the bible, “Like a dog that returns to its vomit [or feces] is a fool who repeats his folly.”

Don’t repeat your folly by returning to your vomit.

In what I view as an act of passive aggression towards the United States, China has placed heavy limitations on organ transplants for non-Chinese patients.

Read here:

BEIJING - China issued guidelines Tuesday restricting organ transplants for foreigners, giving priority to Chinese patients in the government’s latest effort to regulate procedures that have been criticized as profit-driven and unethical.

Little information about China’s lucrative transplant business is publicly available. One human rights activist said there is fierce competition among hospitals to attract the foreigners, who make up an estimated 30 to 40 percent of transplant patients in China.

When it comes to men, I like those who kick butt. Chuck Norris, Airwolf, Bruce Lee if he wasn’t Asian. I like guys who kill, I don’t like guys who play electric guitar. The Nuge has been a bit of a gray area for me. He kills…but he also plays the devil’s banjo. I think now in his golden years though, he’s settled down a bit and is more about killing than about rocking out.

He’s also about telling the truth, no matter how hard it is for liberals to hear.

Though there was more to read than I could get through, the beginning of this article from a few days ago talks about how vegetarians are pushing to get their vegetables into us, but we’re not pushing our meat inside them. We’re the tolerant ones!

I’ve long had a similar argument that we should leave the pedophiles alone. It’s not like they’re trying to turn everyone into pedophiles. Live and let live I say.

Anyway, I’d like to send out a personal thanks to the Nuge for sticking his neck out there to speak the truth on many topics. Ted, if you’re reading this and if you’re ever in Utah, you are welcome to sleep in my guest bedroom if you need a place to crash. (please contact me if you are though, because the room is used mostly for storage right now, so it would be nice if I had a few days so my wife to clean it up for you).

For American hunters like myself, the ultimate symbol of our hunting prowess would be to shoot the ultimate symbol of freedom—the Bald Eagle. Obviously we can’t do this now because the hippies have put the damned thing on the endangered species list, but it looks as though there may be some hope for us patriots in the not-so-distant future.

God willing, it won’t be long before we can all legally have this proud creature—with it’s hauntingly watchful stare—looking over our trophy rooms through it’s carefully reproduced taxidermy glass eyes.

I can practically taste the eagle meat already.

This is a subject I’ve wanted to address for awhile now: Kids in cages. On the surface it may sound fairly barbaric, but I think after you read this you’ll agree that it doesn’t have to be.

At some point this society decided that a “time out” corner was OK, but cages were not. Recently I was watching an episode of Supernanny where a child repeatedly ignored his parents requests to stay in a single spot and think about his actions. The parents kept putting him back in the same spot, but of course he wouldn’t stay. Not once did Supernanny suggest a more easily locked-down location, or even restraints. I was fairly shocked to watch the scenario repeat itself several dozen times without any attempting to contain the child in secure environment like a cage.

More and more we see the liberal media spin stories like this article about a father who disciplined his children by keeping them in a “time out” cage as some type of child abuse. Where are the articles that are sympathetic to what parents like this have to endure daily when their children won’t do what they’re told? People are quick to be outraged when a parent employs some form of punishment they don’t agree with, but where is their outrage when a child won’t stay in her room when told repeatedly to do so?

Back when my girls were younger my wife had some problems getting them to comply with the laws I’d set forth in the articles of the Constitution of our home. At first she tried to simply send them to their rooms—or even lock them in the garage—much like Supernanny would likely recommend. As the girls got older they learned how to compromise the locks in their rooms and the garage. She then began using pad locks for a short time, but that just resulted in broken windows—I recently even found an incomplete tunnel that they must have begun digging from the back of our garage during one of their periods of incarceration.

Nothing she tried was working, eventually she came to me with the problem and I quickly solved it.

As I told her, there was no place in our home, or the trailer, that we could easily secure our daughters when they were acting up. I explained to her that another clever solution was needed. That clever solution? Cages.

Briefly I considered buying an off-the-shelf dog kennel, but they were prohibatively expensive and I wasn’t convinced that the plastic material most of them are made of would be suitable to keep them from escaping. I found that despite the fact that every parent faces these problems, no device existed that I would do what I needed. The solution was to fabricate my own cage.

My design was based on one that was used by the Vietcong during the Vietnam war to hold American servicemen. Instead of using bamboo, I used galvanized fence posts, I then wrapped it in chicken wire. It worked like a dream to hold the girls, even after repeated attempts to get out over several days, not once was the integrity of the cage compromised.

The cages I made were so successful that I built portable versions that I installed in the back of our van so that when my wife and I went out we didn’t need to worry about whether or not the girls were getting into mischief. For a short time I tried to start a business selling the cages, but was not able to find a distributor and eventually gave up to pursue other interests.

As you can see, I really had no realistic alternative other than to use cages to contain our unruly children. This is why stories like the one I linked above upset me so much. By immediately assuming that every parent who puts their child in a cage is a terrible person, we’re creating a society that refuses to look at the benefits of using one of the oldest disciplinary techniques known to man to control bad kids.

Also, if anyone is interested in purchasing a cage from me I have the original prototype models that I no longer need. I also have the materials and designs to make new ones, just contact me and let me know your needs. I can offer discounts for larger purchases like day care centers.

Thailand, long known to be an epicenter of the sexual tourism industry, has successfully disjoined a “pair” of Siamese twins.

As pleased as I am to see these types of medical miracles happening over there. It reminds me that we haven’t done enough to get our boys back from ‘nam. Without American expertise, this surgery never could have happened. I’m a little disappointed that there is not even a mention of possible American POWs still being held in captivity in that area of the world.

I hope you’ll all take a moment and write your State reps and insist that they begin to apply both military and economic pressure to this region of the world until we get every POW and MIA back.

There are many sides to most argument, but on this point there is little room for debate: Can a man who can’t control his own wife lead a nation? No, he cannot.

Mrs. John Kerry periodically likes to remind us that had we elected her husband during the last presidential election, we would have actually been electing her as our leader. The danger isn’t over though—far from it.

As John Edwards begins his campaign, we run the risk of repeating the same mistake that almost landed our first unofficial female president into the Oval Office. Discussing Elizabeth Edward’s on Today, Mrs. Kerry suggested that it was Mrs. Edward’s decision that her husband continue towards his dreams of ruling our country, despite her alleged bout with “cancer”. Do we want a man in office who needs to ask his wife for permission to apply for the most important job on Earth? I don’t think we do.

Possibly because she recognized that she’d exposed a weakness in the Democrat’s armor, Heinz Kerry followed up with a comment designed to stop anyone from asking any further questions about the lack of domestic hierarchy in the Edward’s marriage:, “…a lot of people outside really can’t and shouldn’t comment on. We’re not them, number one. And number two, we’re not privy to every bit doctors have said to them. So they have to make their decision and people have to abide by it.”

I can’t imagine the condition our country would be in today if it weren’t for the men of honor who currently reside in the White House. I hope we’ve learned from our successes over the last 8 years and don’t make the dangerous error we narrowly avoided during the last election.
A lot has been said about the outspoken Teresa Heinz Kerry, but she may prove to be one of our most valuable assets in our war against the liberals.

It seems like every day in America another child porn ring is busted, or another case of child sex abuse is in the news. Why is this still a problem for American children?

We are the richest nation in the world, there is no reason for this sexual terrorism to continue to destroy our children. We see television programs that feature men who travel great distances to have sex with underage children—many of them buying expensive gifts and meeting these “children” using expensive computer equipment. Of course when they arrive they discover that there’s no pot of gold at the end of their rainbow, just a camera crew with their chat logs. I can only imagine how disappointing that must be for these men.

I’m not the sort of guy who sits around and points fingers at problems without giving a solution. My solution may offend some, especially Asians, but if we are to protect our children, we need to make some dramatic changes.

Back when I was a teenager I used to raise fighting dogs. I would beat them, starve them, torture them and do whatever I could to make them as mean as possible. I continued this for years and won a lot of money. This really doesn’t have anything to do with my story other than I like to remind people that I used to own some very manly dogs before I tell them I now have several teacup poodles.

When I first got the teacup poodle bug, I did a lot of research and found the best breeders in the world to buy from. I spent several thousand dollars on each animal and was fairly pleased with them for the most part. When my neighbor (the one who taps my phone lines) learned that I was buying from a breeder, he was horrified. Why would I buy from a breeder when I could save a dog from being euthanized by getting it from the pound? I explained to him that for years I was in the business of killing dogs, so saving them seemed somewhat unimportant to me. Simply not killing them should be enough. I went ahead with the purchase from the breeder but every time one of my dogs misbehaves I stop and think for a moment that perhaps I was too hasty and another dog who was less privileged may have been more appreciative of me.

Several days ago I received a lot of communication from people who were displeased at my position on adoption. Their argument was that with all of the parentless children in the world, I shouldn’t quibble over bloodline, I should just step up and save these kids from being euthanized. I’m not going to, but it got me thinking about pedophilia.

A few days ago I was reviewing some of Chuck Norrises writings and noticed that he had written an article about the global sex trade. Finally, all the pieces of this strange puzzle were starting to come together.

Like many people, I assumed that having a sex slave would be VERY cost prohibitive. According to Chuck, this is not the case, a good Asian sex slave can be had for as little as $500.00. Then I started thinking about all the gifts, travel expenses, and embarrassment pedophiles endure to molest an American child. Then I knew what we had to do.

Folks, it’s time to legalize the import of foreign child sex slaves to America.

Now, I can practically hear the gasps of disbelief as everyone reads this, but hear me out. What’s better, a child living in Cambodia or a child living in America? No brainer there. Which country has more opportunity? Again, no brainer.

Sure, ideally we wouldn’t have to make the choice…but the world is far from ideal. There are perversions in the world I try not to think about, or to look up on the internet, but they do exist and denying that would be foolish. I’d much prefer to know that when a pervert gets his tax refund he’s going to spend it to import a new sex slave from some far away land that nobody visits except to bomb rather than spend that money to drive 400 miles and purchase a truck full of sex toys to deliver to Chris Hanson on To Catch a Predator, who he originally thought was going to be a flesh-and-blood version of an American child with the screenname 13yrOld4U that he’s been chatting with for the last week.

As usual, once my idea sinks in a little, I doubt you’ll be able to do anything but agree with me.

I’ve been saying all along that we need a few American armor divisions and perhaps the support of a dedicated INS aircraft carrier on our southern border. I’m guessing that on Wednesday while Mexican banditos were firing on them, the border-stationed U.S. National Guard troops were in full agreement with me.

Walls, ditches, checkpoints…these can all be infiltrated. Even anti-personnel mine fields leave a chance for a lucky Mexican to simply stagger through unscathed. What we need is a few attack planes, tanks, and military surveillance teams in place to take out these border crossers as soon as they get here.

We’ve all seen the damage a single Napalm bomb could do in ‘nam, imagine the effectiveness of turning a few hundred sprinting hispanics into a steaming pile of carne asada in the desert. I think of few incidents like that would probably make a few illegals think twice before stepping on sacred soil.

After a new years bombing in Thailand that left several people dead and many more wounded, perverts and sexual deviants say they’ll continue to flock there for vacation. Long known to be the premier port for those interested in changing gender or having sex with children, Thailand tourism experts are hardly batting an eye at the recent attacks.

Thailand was recently forced into the public eye, when self-described child-killer, John Mark Carr was extradited while waiting for a sex change operation. Thailand has a long history of war, murder, AIDs, tsunamis, and DVD counterfeiting. None of these deterrents are strong enough to keep the perverts away though.