Comments for Fixd http://fixd.com when the answer is known, there is no need for the question™ Thu, 11 Mar 2010 14:14:54 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.1.2 Comment on Be prepared for anything. by Gitty http://fixd.com/2008/03/15/be-prepared-for-anything/#comment-13013 Gitty Mon, 17 Mar 2008 01:11:54 +0000 http://fixd.com/2008/03/15/be-prepared-for-anything/#comment-13013 I use a mat from jail to sleep on. Its vynal so I just wipe it down and it provides a little cushion. I got used to one a couple years ago after an incident with a motel maid. And I agree with Kiquer... With my bleeding problem, I gotta wipe. That infection was murder. And they makes nice disposable Windex Wipes now that you just throw out every week or so. I use a mat from jail to sleep on. Its vynal so I just wipe it down and it provides a little cushion. I got used to one a couple years ago after an incident with a motel maid.

And I agree with Kiquer… With my bleeding problem, I gotta wipe. That infection was murder. And they makes nice disposable Windex Wipes now that you just throw out every week or so.

]]> Comment on God closes Creation Museum by Gitty http://fixd.com/2008/03/14/god-closes-creation-museum/#comment-13012 Gitty Mon, 17 Mar 2008 00:44:59 +0000 http://fixd.com/2008/03/14/god-closes-creation-museum/#comment-13012 I bet the museum people wase working too hard getting it perfect with all the facts of creation and God wanted them to take a break to pray for a couple days. I bet the museum people wase working too hard getting it perfect with all the facts of creation and God wanted them to take a break to pray for a couple days.

]]> Comment on Be prepared for anything. by Kiquer http://fixd.com/2008/03/15/be-prepared-for-anything/#comment-13011 Kiquer Mon, 17 Mar 2008 00:31:28 +0000 http://fixd.com/2008/03/15/be-prepared-for-anything/#comment-13011 Speide, I'm sure everyone appreciates your helpful tips. With your currently crushed testicle, are you able to maintain your sandpaper regimen? Did the maxi pad you suggest protect the larger of your boys? Although I am not a doctor, I do believe your feces encrusted anus is contraindicated when there are proximal wounds. Until you heal, I would suggest full and regular wipe downs with Windex. The ammonia will kill undesirable bacteria and create an unpleasant surprise for any perverts who forcibly toss your salad. Speide,

I’m sure everyone appreciates your helpful tips.

With your currently crushed testicle, are you able to maintain your sandpaper regimen? Did the maxi pad you suggest protect the larger of your boys?

Although I am not a doctor, I do believe your feces encrusted anus is contraindicated when there are proximal wounds. Until you heal, I would suggest full and regular wipe downs with Windex. The ammonia will kill undesirable bacteria and create an unpleasant surprise for any perverts who forcibly toss your salad.

]]> Comment on Survival Tips You Can Use by Fixd » Be prepared for anything. http://fixd.com/survival/#comment-13003 Fixd » Be prepared for anything. Sun, 16 Mar 2008 04:45:23 +0000 http://fixd.com/survival/#comment-13003 [...] yourself to be able to handle life’s unexpected dangers. Some of these probably belong in the survival tips section of the site, and I’ll likely add them there in the near future. For now, I’m only including seven [...] […] yourself to be able to handle life’s unexpected dangers. Some of these probably belong in the survival tips section of the site, and I’ll likely add them there in the near future. For now, I’m only including seven […]

]]> Comment on Are the Gays the answer to repairing the economy? by Gitty http://fixd.com/2008/03/13/are-the-gays-the-answer-to-repairing-the-economy/#comment-12967 Gitty Fri, 14 Mar 2008 13:38:46 +0000 http://fixd.com/2008/03/13/are-the-gays-the-answer-to-repairing-the-economy/#comment-12967 I thought all the homos were using debt cards and such these days? I figured the only ones left using real money were drug dealers and the old what can't figure anything else out. Maybe the gays use clean new money but why the 5 first and not the 50? That would be almost 10x the economy right there. I thought all the homos were using debt cards and such these days? I figured the only ones left using real money were drug dealers and the old what can’t figure anything else out. Maybe the gays use clean new money but why the 5 first and not the 50? That would be almost 10x the economy right there.

]]> Comment on I haven’t written because of my fingers and one testicle. by Dwayne http://fixd.com/2008/03/13/i-havent-written-because-of-my-fingers-and-one-testicle/#comment-12962 Dwayne Fri, 14 Mar 2008 05:26:09 +0000 http://fixd.com/2008/03/13/i-havent-written-because-of-my-fingers-and-one-testicle/#comment-12962 I hate it when that happens. One time I accidentally got my testicles caught in an old wringer washer, you know the kind our mothers used in the old country? the worst part was backing them out again. My mom gave me a licking I wouldn't forget, and my dad gave me another when he got in from the fields. Parents knew how to set a child straight back then, not like today. I blame the liberals. I hate it when that happens. One time I accidentally got my testicles caught in an old wringer washer, you know the kind our mothers used in the old country? the worst part was backing them out again.
My mom gave me a licking I wouldn’t forget, and my dad gave me another when he got in from the fields. Parents knew how to set a child straight back then, not like today.
I blame the liberals.

]]> Comment on Should Vick’s fighting dogs be allowed to fight once again? by Ben http://fixd.com/2008/02/07/should-vicks-fighting-dogs-be-allowed-to-fight-once-again/#comment-12787 Ben Sun, 24 Feb 2008 07:00:12 +0000 http://fixd.com/2008/02/07/should-vicks-fighting-dogs-be-allowed-to-fight-once-again/#comment-12787 Have you ever seen two dogs rip each other to pieces? It's one of the single most entertaining things I've ever witnessed. This is fucking America, let us pit these retarded, mindless killing machines against each other. It's not like they have souls! It's not like they think what they're doing is bad or wrong! It's not like they can feel in the sense we can! We slaughter cows for nourishment, why can't we slaughter dogs for entertainment? Have you ever seen two dogs rip each other to pieces? It’s one of the single most entertaining things I’ve ever witnessed.

This is fucking America, let us pit these retarded, mindless killing machines against each other. It’s not like they have souls! It’s not like they think what they’re doing is bad or wrong! It’s not like they can feel in the sense we can!

We slaughter cows for nourishment, why can’t we slaughter dogs for entertainment?

]]> Comment on Should Vick’s fighting dogs be allowed to fight once again? by Gitty http://fixd.com/2008/02/07/should-vicks-fighting-dogs-be-allowed-to-fight-once-again/#comment-12518 Gitty Fri, 08 Feb 2008 16:23:27 +0000 http://fixd.com/2008/02/07/should-vicks-fighting-dogs-be-allowed-to-fight-once-again/#comment-12518 I hear you. From that article it sounds like them elite fighting animals have been made into sissies by a bunch of hippies. If those dogs want to fight, why not let them? Boxers like to fight, for example, just like them karate dudes and their bare knuckled blood sport. No law against them. But that article did give me the good idea of having my woman's remaining teeth out. I hear you. From that article it sounds like them elite fighting animals have been made into sissies by a bunch of hippies. If those dogs want to fight, why not let them? Boxers like to fight, for example, just like them karate dudes and their bare knuckled blood sport. No law against them.

But that article did give me the good idea of having my woman’s remaining teeth out.

]]> Comment on Take my lead: Valentines Day is now Sausage Day. by speedball http://fixd.com/2008/02/05/take-my-lead-valentines-day-is-now-sausage-day/#comment-12509 speedball Fri, 08 Feb 2008 05:06:17 +0000 http://fixd.com/2008/02/05/take-my-lead-valentines-day-is-now-sausage-day/#comment-12509 I'm going to do some research and may very well reinstate the holiday if what you say is true. Thanks for the info. I’m going to do some research and may very well reinstate the holiday if what you say is true.

Thanks for the info.

]]> Comment on Take my lead: Valentines Day is now Sausage Day. by Kiquer http://fixd.com/2008/02/05/take-my-lead-valentines-day-is-now-sausage-day/#comment-12507 Kiquer Fri, 08 Feb 2008 04:49:50 +0000 http://fixd.com/2008/02/05/take-my-lead-valentines-day-is-now-sausage-day/#comment-12507 Speide, While I am distressed to read that your body is failing you, I am fortified by the knowledge your intellect remains intact. Valentine's Day is a complete sham and is exemplary of the "Chickification" of this formerly great nation. You don't need to create your own "Sausage Day" to correct this wrong, but only point out the truth about this ersatz holiday. St. Valentine himself is a made up saint and even the Catholic Church dumped the pretense in 1969. Look it up. Like most of the Romanized celebrations, Valentine's day was an attempt to enervate Lupercalia, which celebrated the She-Wolf who suckled Remus and Romulus, the city of Rome's founders. You might think celebrating a She-Wolf is even worse than a box of heart shaped chocolates, but have faith. Goats were sacrificed on Lupercalia, and their skins were sliced into whips. Naked men would run around the city while: "girls and young women would line up on their route to receive lashes from these whips. This was supposed to ensure fertility, prevent sterility in women and ease the pains of childbirth." (source - Wikipedia) So dear Speide, when February 14 arrives, do not refuse to lift a finger in favor of yet another made up holiday. Slice up a goat whip AND BEAT SOME CHICK ASS. You'll be honoring your She-Wolves in a time honored tradition. Speide,

While I am distressed to read that your body is failing you, I am fortified by the knowledge your intellect remains intact.

Valentine’s Day is a complete sham and is exemplary of the “Chickification” of this formerly great nation.

You don’t need to create your own “Sausage Day” to correct this wrong, but only point out the truth about this ersatz holiday. St. Valentine himself is a made up saint and even the Catholic Church dumped the pretense in 1969. Look it up.

Like most of the Romanized celebrations, Valentine’s day was an attempt to enervate Lupercalia, which celebrated the She-Wolf who suckled Remus and Romulus, the city of Rome’s founders. You might think celebrating a She-Wolf is even worse than a box of heart shaped chocolates, but have faith.

Goats were sacrificed on Lupercalia, and their skins were sliced into whips. Naked men would run around the city while:
“girls and young women would line up on their route to receive lashes from these whips. This was supposed to ensure fertility, prevent sterility in women and ease the pains of childbirth.” (source - Wikipedia)

So dear Speide, when February 14 arrives, do not refuse to lift a finger in favor of yet another made up holiday. Slice up a goat whip AND BEAT SOME CHICK ASS. You’ll be honoring your She-Wolves in a time honored tradition.

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