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		<title>Be prepared for anything.</title>
		<description><![CDATA[In my life I strive for complete preparedness in every situation I encounter. Because of my Jedi realist training, I&#8217;m not content unless I am confident that I&#8217;ve thought through every eventuality and am thoroughly prepared for any possible outcome of every experience-at any time. 
99% of this preparedness is mental, the other 11% is [...]]]></description>
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		<title>God closes Creation Museum</title>
		<description><![CDATA[As the saying goes, &#8220;Only God controls the weather and taxes.&#8221; This was never more true than in 1999 when an F2 tornado went ripping through downtown Salt Lake city, damaging two gay bars before killing a man and then crossing town to level a park known to be a meeting place for homosexuals. Clearly [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://fixd.com/2008/03/14/god-closes-creation-museum/</link>
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		<title>Are the Gays the answer to repairing the economy?</title>
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Like many of you, I was initially infuriated when I first saw the new homosexually-inspired five dollar note.  However, upon further consideration, I believe that this new gay-friendly freedom money might be a great way for the Fed to experiment with the sodomites and find out if they are able to stimulate our economy [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://fixd.com/2008/03/13/are-the-gays-the-answer-to-repairing-the-economy/</link>
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		<title>I haven&#8217;t written because of my fingers and one testicle.</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Apologies for the lack of posts lately, my primary typing fingers were injured in a tractor accident that not only damaged my digits but also crushed my smaller testicle in three places—making it very difficult to stay focused on anything other than the excruciating pain and repulsive genital discoloration.
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		<link>http://fixd.com/2008/03/13/i-havent-written-because-of-my-fingers-and-one-testicle/</link>
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		<title>Should Vick&#8217;s fighting dogs be allowed to fight once again?</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Sun Tzu, the Japanese self-help author wrote, &#8220;You can stop the Samurai from going to battle, but you can&#8217;t keep him from being a Samurai!&#8221; I&#8217;m paraphrasing as I haven&#8217;t read the book in a few years, but that&#8217;s basically what he said. What it means is that if you&#8217;re a warrior, you&#8217;re always a [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://fixd.com/2008/02/07/should-vicks-fighting-dogs-be-allowed-to-fight-once-again/</link>
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		<title>Take my lead: Valentines Day is now Sausage Day.</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Though I stopped giving my wife gifts the day before we were wed, I&#8217;m still aware of the traditions in our society that plague men who weren&#8217;t as shrewd at nuptial negotiations as I. As Valentine&#8217;s Day quickly approaches, I&#8217;m reminded that nearly every holiday on the calendar has been carefully designed as a trap [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://fixd.com/2008/02/05/take-my-lead-valentines-day-is-now-sausage-day/</link>
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		<title>Life in the panhandle state.</title>
		<description><![CDATA[So, I&#8217;ve been up here in the pandhandle state, Idaho, for nearly several months now. I still have to drive back to to the epicenter of sin known as &#8220;Utah&#8221; nearly every week to meet with my parole officer or attend anger-management classes where I&#8217;m supposedly being taught how to repress my true feelings. (Mostly [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://fixd.com/2008/01/17/life-in-the-panhandle-state/</link>
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		<title>It&#8217;s 2008, Should women have full voting rights?</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Many agree that women should be allowed at least some voting rights on certain things, especially those related to domestic issues in the home. But when are womens&#8217; voting rights more important than the welfare of our society—or national security? 
Interestingly enough, women were first allowed to vote only when their husband&#8217;s were unable to. [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://fixd.com/2008/01/16/its-2008-should-women-have-full-voting-rights/</link>
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		<title>The power of prayer, Christmas, and survival skills, proven in Paradise.</title>
		<description><![CDATA[In Paradise California the Dominguez family survived for three days in the snow after being lost in the wilderness while searching for a Christmas tree. The children wrote &#8220;Help&#8221; in the snow with their pee while the rest of the family sang and prayed in a culvert.
It would be the perfect heart-warming Christmas story if [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://fixd.com/2007/12/20/the-power-of-prayer-christmas-and-survival-proven-in-paradise/</link>
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		<title>American Idol winner is a virtuous role model for youth.</title>
		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s nice to see a beautiful young woman who is not ashamed of her chaste lifestyle. Unlike other whores we&#8217;ve been exposed to, 18-next-month-year-old, Jordan Sparks uses her slightly oversized mouth to share hope, not STDs and will use her likely immaculate genitalia only to expel waste—not indulge in sin.

I wanted to stay away from [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://fixd.com/2007/11/29/american-idol-winner-is-a-virtuous-role-model-for-youth/</link>
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